snot rag candy

tearing a used snot rag into pieces and using them for candy throughout the day

I love eating my dads snot rag candy it makes every candy pale in comparison

by lilbigcrackernumber1 January 2, 2021

Devil's Candycane

Your first poop after a hemorrhoid surgery and it comes out with bloody stripes.

My first shit after hemorrhoid surgery looked like the devil's candycane.

by genXtortion17 March 2, 2022

road candy

The many varieties of candy that can be bought in bite-size or small quantities for small amounts, such as 25 or 50 cents, from highway gas stations. Candy varieties include, but are not limited to: Boston Baked Beans, Lemonheads, Chick-a-Sticks, Peanut Chews and Mike and Ike.

"Hey, Mike, let's stop at this 7-11 located directly off of 1-95 Exit 76 and get us some road candy."

by bcstar80 March 16, 2008

Chadysexual

is a state of extreme homosexuality and a great deal of denial about it. This confusing state is very common in Middle Eastern countries, especially Lebanon, where Chaddy's are expected to wear high cut off jeans and possibly a onesie underneath it.

Why is Chad acting so strange and always looking at Brad Pitt's crotch???

-- Don't worry about that bro, he's a Chadysexual and cannot help it.

by Hired and Fired By The Dutch September 12, 2011

Candyfangs

The candy-addicted, sharp-tongued, soon-to-have-diabetes, child-of-misfortune, contractor-of-madhatter, and just-a-really-odd-person.

You: Candyfangs, can you stop eating candy?
Candyfangs: But
Candyfangs: No
Candyfangs: who wants chocolaaaaattteee

by Spiffers the Spectacular February 9, 2014

leash candy

A dog that someone has gotten just to look good and/or a very goodlooking dog.

Guy #1: "Hey man, look at that girl's leash candy."
Guy #2: "Yeah, that is one handsome Golden Retreiver!"

by Blargman March 6, 2007

Sell Candy

Means to pipe up ones sexual performance

Sell Candy all up in my ear

by monaemax January 23, 2008