by Cyber Zombie 27 April 24, 2018

by Bigdaddyog April 16, 2017

by curlysheep101 April 26, 2009

by Mattyice606 August 17, 2022

Show where Chris Hansen confronts men who have arrived at a sting house hoping to have a nice little date with a 12 year old girl
Chris: "Have a Seat, Please keep your hands where I can see them, Did you find the place OK?"
Pervert: "I'm not gay or anythin', I'm just sayin."
Chris: "Have a Seat, Please keep your hands where I can see them, Did you find the place OK?"
Pervert: "I'm not gay or anythin', I'm just sayin."
by Lee Weatherall November 29, 2019

to receive corporal punishment or to be beaten up. Possibly West Indian in origin, used in London, England.
"Watch what's gonna happen, you're gonna catch beats when my bruvver hears about this!!" Or: "Naah man! I lost my bag, I'm gonna catch beats from my mum tonight"
by IsItThough May 18, 2009

When you can’t have sex because your partner is mad, but your partner is mad because you can’t have sex
Guy standing behind a podium: man I’m not prepared to back that ass up for my worms with polio charity speech
Yossarian: *whispers in his ear* B O N E R
Guy behind podium: AW SHIT NUGGETS, LOOKS LIKE I’VE FALLEN VICTIM TO THE OLE CATCH-69
Podium: *flips over violently and explodes sending wood fragments cascading throughout the auditorium*
Dunbar: my wife not sex with me
The end…?
Bugs bunny: ehh, SMARTPHOWNED.com
Asian street market vendor scratching her balls raising 2 kids on her own on account of 3rd world corruption wanting me to be her Dane cook: it was all a dream
Snow globe: farts
Yossarian: *whispers in his ear* B O N E R
Guy behind podium: AW SHIT NUGGETS, LOOKS LIKE I’VE FALLEN VICTIM TO THE OLE CATCH-69
Podium: *flips over violently and explodes sending wood fragments cascading throughout the auditorium*
Dunbar: my wife not sex with me
The end…?
Bugs bunny: ehh, SMARTPHOWNED.com
Asian street market vendor scratching her balls raising 2 kids on her own on account of 3rd world corruption wanting me to be her Dane cook: it was all a dream
Snow globe: farts
by Doomguy44 May 18, 2023
