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Carson

The true soulmate of a girl with a name that starts with letter A. He loves sneaking looks at his crush and hopes you will drop a note for him in his locker, etc. Carson wants you more than you know. <3
Carson: I was really hoping someone would drop a note in my locker, preferably Her ;)

Her: Damn I'm thinking of dropping a secret note in Carson's locker

Friend: OMG you should have you seen the way he looks at you and sneaks glances at you. He definitely loveessss you.
by Fucking ole dinosaur December 17, 2021
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Carson

Carson has red hair. He is very nice and caring. He can get any girl he wants. He loves being with his friends and he doesn't like breaking the rules. Carson doesn't do well in school but he tries his best. When Carson walks in a room, all the girls and gays look at him. Isn't he dreamy!? They say. He is cute and strong. Lastly, Carson is broke and doesnt like spending other people's money.
I have a crush on Carson lol.
by fendee November 13, 2020
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Carson caging

The act of slurping an anus like a vacuum cleaner.
Inspired by sir Carson Cage.
Carson cage had a fascination with the human body and its taboo aspects. He developed a taste for a specific bodily fluid, leading him to engage in certain activities. His actions were met with shock and disapproval from society, but he saw it as a way to challenge societal norms and explore human intimacy. He considered himself a hero, while the city saw an ass munching monster.
Oh man he tried Carson Caging me last night
by Justthefactswithk January 6, 2025
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carson

A male who is a sissy or submissive that like's getting his ass fucked, usually by a dominant woman wearing a strap on
Mistress Theresa made Phillip her Bitch Boy. Sinking her 9" rubber cock deep in his ass!
carson likes it in the ass
by yeyyyy January 4, 2020
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The Billy Carson Effect

A combination of the Streisand Effect, Mandella Effect and the Dunning-Krueger Effect all rolled into one. When a person is too dumb to admit defeat and they cope so hard it glitches the matrix. Named after the famous crash out of Billy Carson in 2024 which led to everyone making reaction streams to his insane doubling down and denial of reality.
"Dude take your L like a man and move on, you don't wanna invoke The Billy Carson Effect and make it worse."
by Enslaved by Truth December 13, 2024
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A Carson that is a kisser

A dumb ass fucking kisser from oregon city, kisser as a dumb shit that fucks his or her second cousin. Seriously i went to school with this motherfucker hes an asshole. Just someone everyone should hate unless you like fucking your second cousin and not going to the hospital. You won't ever like this kid in your life. Again he went to oregon city high school.
That dude is a total a Carson that is a kisser .(Asshole who fucks their cousin)
by bob12345678910abcdefgy September 29, 2012
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carson

carsons a girl that's funny, sweet, pretty, and smart, and shes fucking adorable when she gets mad at me for making a "joke" flirt at her. I dunno how she loves me. she's slightly insecure but I wish she'd see she's beautiful. she's so lovely it's not even funny bro. she's a goofy tsundere and she keeps denying it, but she knows it's true. her sweet little mind knows no bounds to how she loves, yet she's too afraid to say it. well, I love you too caraon, and I want you to know that, sweetheart <3
GO GET YOURSELF A GODDAMN CARSON FOLKS!!!!
by 8ightism March 20, 2023
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