blonde hair don't care

A sad excuse for girls who bleach their hair blonde and want to brag about it on instagram. These girls usually have short hair and are jealous of the girls that are part of Long Hair Don't Care, a real thing. Real blondes who were born that way don't use this term, as it usually turns out to be degrading to them because most the girls who do use it are skanks.

No make-up!!! Blonde hair don't care #nomakeup #selfiesunday #blondehairdon'tcare

by rawrsaster August 31, 2013

I don't care for this fucking shit

When one does not like a piece of fucking shit.

John: Sorry, but I drank the last of the soda.
Bob: I don't care for this fucking shit.

by gateboy6 June 10, 2013

I could care less

A way of checking on whether or not the person you're talking to is a fussy-prissy sort of person, or can actually pick up on sarcasm.

(A girl in an awful outfit walks by.)
"She looks **amazing**."
"I know. I love how **everything** she's wearing goes **perfectly** together."

(Someone talks about something nobody cares about.)
"**I could care less.**"
"Don't you mean, 'I couldn't care less.' ?"
"Sure. Hey, you know what? Your outfit is **fantastic**."
"Thanks!"

by LovetteCher March 6, 2013

American Health Care Act of 2017

A raging dumpster fire set to explode in the face of an increasingly stubborn, antagonistic, and authoritarian Congress. God bless America and may he have mercy on her soul, because the health care industry sure won't.

Johnny Poorman: Hey Franklin, have you been to Detroit recently?
Franklin Richguy: Actually, I just finished 'summering' in Barbados. Besides don't the hobos have American Health Care Act of 2017's on nearly every corner? To think what the neighbors would say if they ever found out I had been to the Midwest.

by JaBaTheNoob June 29, 2017

I don't care who y'ar...

A Kentucky phrase used to universalize the following (often moral) assertion.

I don't care who y'ar...Applebee's is good.

by nolangray February 4, 2012

I couldnt care less

Shows extreme care in the current subject matter means person cares a lot

I couldnt care less about your injury

by Dr.Catctus May 13, 2005

blah blah who tf cares

something you say when someone else wont shut tf up

Person A: es·say
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Literature
Philately
noun
/ˈesā/
1.
a short piece of writing on a particular subject.
Similar:
article
piece of writing
composition
study
paper
dissertation
assignment
thesis
discourse
treatise
text
tract
disquisition
monograph
leader
commentary
critique
criticism
exposition
appraisal
assessment
discussion
theme
piece
2.
FORMAL
an attempt or effort.
"a misjudged essay"
Similar:
attempt
effort
endeavor
try
venture
trial
experiment
undertaking
crack
go
shot
stab
bash
whack
verbFORMAL
/eˈsā/
attempt or try.
"essay a smile"
Person B: blah blah who tf cares

by Wii Guy May 4, 2021