calm your tits

A term that is used towards someone who is being overdramatic or too enthusiastic about a simple topic or matter.

Dan: "Matt your swing is awful! Your only swinging with your arms, you have to shift your weight more" Matt: "Dan, calm your tits"

by JPsKills10 July 8, 2010

calm down

an expression discoverd by a wise man named MISH

resulting in angry freshman

"dude i hate shakira" "calm the fuck down my friend" "serriously calm down"

by jens clark January 30, 2008

calamari

When one man inserts his erect penis inside another man's flacid penis hole.

I fucked his cock like a piece of calamari.

by lester pronk September 28, 2007

calamari

An inexpeirianced motorcyclist, with no protection from contact dermetitus.

A squid without a helmet; squid bits.

Motorcycle rider - helmet = calamari

by schimschone March 11, 2005

Callumn

A faggot that likes to suck cock for a living

guy 1: is that a sloth
guy 2: No, its just callumn
guy 3: oh yeah i forgot

by amazing bobby boo September 16, 2016

callum

english twat/ person who spends time excersising to impresss male/female population

i say theres a guy doing sum callums

by boobsrus May 29, 2007

callum

tend to eat cheese, live in sewers, a rat boy

guy1- is that a rat?
guy 2- na its jus callum
guy1- oh yeah

by Dragongirl15 July 22, 2010