Cricket in a sucker

When a guy plucks his pubes and sticks them onto his feces then proceeds to insert that hairy log into his significant other's vag causing her to be tickled and rub her legs together like a cricket
Did you hear? Donald gave his girl a cricket in a sucker and now she has HPV
by Johnny Applehands October 29, 2019
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California crotch crickets

A female or male with an itchy or irritated pubic mound. Sometimes could be related to the sexually transmitted disease "crabs". Commonly caught in California.
Sally, my crotch itches. I think Jimmy gave me those damn California crotch crickets again.
by TheMindsI February 27, 2011
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Same as swamp crickets!

Used to express joy at discovering one is doing (or planning to do) something at the same time as a friend or companion. Usually used for joyous occasions

(Based on swamp crickets' ability to be doing the same thing at the same time)
"My plane is landing in NYC on Thursday"
"OMG, mine too!"
"Yay! Same as swamp crickets!"
by MayuKitahara January 30, 2024
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cricket control

Getting rid of dry/non responding texters
Bro I need some Cricket control this girl isn’t texting back
by Bye thots September 19, 2020
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Cricket

Cricket is a girl with such a rare name, you never would forget it. She can sometimes be a little slower than others but always catches up and doesn't get discouraged. Cricket knows what she deserves yet sometimes ignores it out of fear of others's reactions, however Cricket is beautiful on the inside, and out.
"Did you see that girl, Cricket? She's so gorgeous"
by writ3rs bl0ck October 27, 2022
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Cricket

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Cricket

My friend B. M. is a Cricket but is also a cockroach sometimes
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