Crab Racker

A Bitch who racks up crabs, and leaves them at you house...
Ex...That short red headed "Crab Racker" hoe, The One that walks up and down pierce street, all day, looking for money, so she can drop off more crab racking mother fuckers just called me again for the tenth time this week.
by hooootie hooootie whooo September 03, 2012
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ribbit crabs

a term for frogs used by blonde females under the influence of marijuana
"dammit, when are those ribbit crabs ever going to stop??"
by k.a.p. March 05, 2007
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cleavage crab

Cleavage crab: A crab coming for your tatas
"Why is that cleavage crab staring at my boobs? oh hello crab are you enjoying my boobs? good for you!"
by creature_with_one_eye October 15, 2015
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crab crawling

When you finger pop 2 girls on either side of you, therefor moving you hands like a crab
Taylor went crab crawling this two sluts last weekend
by wellhungkid March 10, 2014
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Thwarted Crab

When you wrap both of a girls legs around her head during sex then begin harpooning her with your love sword, a relentless vicious assault, mercilessly laying siege until either the sex position is lost or an intervention is made.
mate, I got her good. Decimation by the thwarted crab
by Proffessor Muscle November 15, 2019
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crab mallet

A small wooden or rubber mallet used to crack the shells of crabs when cleaning them.
Just got a bushel of crabs, our legal limit. Now to go home and use our crab mallet to get the meat out to have for dinner
by Turtle_Monkey March 28, 2016
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