finger crab

Finger crab - A small cluster or singular wart which appears on ones digit after fingerslamming his mucky missus.

Keith: What's that on your finger?

Adam: Oh mate, I fingerslammed that mucky piece from the club the other night and now i've got the finger crab

by fingerslammer December 17, 2013

Crab Daddy

The fuckiest fuck of all fuckboys.

That nigga think he a pimp, but he just a Crab Daddy.

by Apollyon83 October 13, 2023

Crab walking

Used to describe the act of someone who never initiates or avoids social activities for the sake of being lazy.
Often uses last minute excuses to avoid leaving the house.

Friend 1: hey this party is going off, are you nearly here?
Friend 2: I was about to leave but my cat purred at me twice so I gotta stay home
Friend 1: this is the second time this week you've blown me off, stop Crab walking and leave the house

by Chris Cheezus April 8, 2019

Crab Holocaust

The heartbreaking moment when over 11 billion crabs dissapeared off the coast of the Bering Sea in early 2023. This caused the annual alaskan crab harvest to fall flat completely. and many people were left crabless.

"Did you know that 11 Billion crabs went missing? What, like a Crab Holocaust?" - The Goons, 2023

by Pickled_Penids420 March 16, 2023

A hungry crab

Something unknown and creepy

Florida man was killed by A Hungry Crab

by LePost James October 15, 2019

Full Crab

To go full crab is to go all out while drinking. Think of it as an overdrive mode. Inspired by Jackie Chan's crab-based drinking game in Shanghai Noon.

"I'm so hungover today. I went full crab last night: spent £80, got kicked out of the club for trying to attack the bouncer with my imaginary pincers and woke up spooning a traffic cone."

by gstark November 28, 2012

Crab Slag

Crab Slag AKA A slow moving Swamp Donkey on the cheap

I fell asleep before that crab Slag could satisfy me....

by Seven77777 January 17, 2018