commeeting

A committee meeting

The president of the society prepared the minutes for the commeeting.

by metawhore January 22, 2020

Comments Section

What every one of these definitions needs.

You, reading this now: "Fuck, I really hate this definition, which this obvious (insert hated political party here), douche-bag wrote, but the 'Thumbs-Down' button doesn't adequately summarize the rage with which I would cram sharp, pointy objects up his ass, were I given the chance. If only there was a COMMENTS SECTION, I could properly express my anger by typing something whitty like, 'shut up, you commi', that would teach 'em"!

by StrongDynamics September 27, 2020

commentbombing

v.- To make a redunkulously long comment to a friend's myspace page when it is plagued by incredibly pussified comments from a significant other. To be more effective a group of friends should group in "commentbombing squads" in order to take as much room on the page as possible, in order to eliminate the pussified comments.

A friend's myspace page
Comments:
(I heart insert name more than anything!!!!!)
I love you more than anything you can imagine. You are my heart and soul. And I hope we will one day become one in a universe of love <3 <3 lol

(You)
Note to reader: In order to save your precious time, pretend there are hundreds of lines of blank space.
buttsecks
lol, commentbombing

by hteaDsinocaB December 7, 2006

Super Serious Facebook Commentor

Someone who takes a humorous status and leaves a long drawn out comment bringing everyone down

Status: a homeless guy asked me for a dollar today I said of course do you have change for a hundred? Lol

Comment: Homeless people have no choice but to pan handle, what if it was one of your ralatives? The are 30,000 homeless people in our city.....blah blah blah

Comment: it was just a joke Super Serious Facebook Commentor!

by Shizzy1980 February 22, 2011

youtube 1 like equals 1... comments

the stupidest thing on earth, and people use it to get kids to give them likes

youtube 1 like equals 1... comments: noun:DURHHH 1 LIKE EQUALS 1 PRAYER YEAHHH BETTER LIKE FOR THIS IF U DONT U HAVE NO SOULD
kid: oh shit i better like right now!
any person above the age of fetus: 🤦

by annoyed person November 3, 2020

commence dicking

Normally muttered by section/ fire team commander before going into an attack. Can also be used to signify the start of a particularly ridiculous social antic, or any other event worthy of the aphorism.

Right lads, target at 100, straight ahead. Commence dicking!

by superfunhappytimes February 17, 2010

commen

A commen is:

a) a cereal company in competition with criterion
b) a chicken
c) an insignificant comment which doesn't make sense but is funny to the writer and an individual reader nonetheless
d) a computer omen

Girl: My computer just crashed!
An It: It's a commen.

by Mimi George September 6, 2006