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fat con

When you manipulate your family, friends, or significant other into ordering food that you like in the hopes they will not be able to finish their meal and you could eat some.
fat con
"I'm thinking about getting the shrimp parmigiana hero."
"Really? I hope the shrimp is good. Have you had it before? The calzones look delicious."
"You're not worried about how the shrimp is. You're working the fat con, aren't you?"
by Mr Yellovich July 13, 2016
mugGet the fat conmug.

tu sabes con quien yo estoy

Is a phrase that 32 year old Edel Dominguez aka Sinzero from Las Vegas says in Instagram stories before showing who he is with

Real English definition is

Do you know who am I with

When you see Sinzero please say ustedes sabes con quien yo estoy…. Estamos activaos
tu sabes con quien yo estoy
by Pandawarvet November 22, 2021
mugGet the tu sabes con quien yo estoymug.

Con Crud

A rare itchy fungus harbored in fursuits. Cons bring vets to help everyone get vaccinated.
I got a nasty case of Con Crud all around my taint!
by jakerusso2006 November 21, 2021
mugGet the Con Crudmug.

Con friend

Somebody who you go to a convention with and doesn't care what you have to say or about you.
I don't want to hear your life story your just a Con Friend.
by PHOTO GAY September 18, 2016
mugGet the Con friendmug.

Chilli con carne

Definitely not a smoking brisket served up with a dose of chilli sauce, smoke and mirrors.
Simon’s chilli con carne was an ineligible entry into the chilli competition. His dishonestly was a stain on the integrity of chilli cooks across the globe.
by Chilli Kingmaker August 14, 2022
mugGet the Chilli con carnemug.

.conned

When you acidentally type in ".con" instead of ".com" and it completely screws over your search history. It can sometimes be seen in the Google auto-finish menu.
Jack: Crap, I typed in .con instead of .com my search history is screwed
Jack's Fren: Won't that stay in your search history, you got .conned
Jack's Other Fren: Yeah apparently one of the most seen in Google's autocomplete for a "Quizlet.con"
Jack's Mom: (on another computer): WHY IS THERE PORNHUB.CON ON THE SEARCH HISTORY!
(Jack promptly recieved an ass whooping and never made the same mistake again...)
by Kap'n Krunch October 19, 2017
mugGet the .connedmug.

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