Chat Founder

Said as an accomplishment. Started an AOL Chat room. How is that for a sad life, and minimal goals?

Said in an open chat to all. Proud to be a chat founder
I Powb I: <<STARTED CENTRAL JERSEY CHAT FYI

by The Pine Barren Hawk March 22, 2008

mis-chat

When using a messaging service like text or chat, a person accidentally sends a message to the wrong person (usually the last person texted, but not the person that the message was intended for).

Your text:
so I used to spend $125+. You probably spend 60-70/month
My texts:
On what?
Music?
Gas?
Was this text even meant for me?
Your text:
oops
hehe
no
My text: Nice mis-chat.

by iCaleb January 14, 2014

chat asthma

When you get so excited or nervous, that you start hitting enter lots of times mid-sentence as if you're gasping for air.

Can become extremely annoying if done through email or if you have an alert sound because they'll be stuffing your message feed or inbox.

Spaz: oh fuck
Spaz: I think
Spaz: that chinese food
Spaz: is giving me
Spaz: the squirts
Spaz: gotta find
Spaz: a bathroom fuuck
Friend: Hah, sucks to your chat assmar

Friend: Holy shit, you've got my phone blowing up I got like 20 alerts from you what do you want?
Spaz: Excuse the
Spaz: chat asthma but,
Spaz: you gotta
Spaz: check this shit
Spaz: OUT mann

by Fonzki November 28, 2013

chatting doodoo

Chatting doodoo is synonym for chatting shit.

Person1: why you chatting doodoo about me mate?

by Snakey bitch May 9, 2018

chat bum

A person that has tried, failed, and given up on real life and instead decides to live out the remainder of their life in a chat room, sometimes even using it as a source of income by chatroom panhandling to fund their drinking problem. A chat bum's reality has a user name and a password and most of the time they're logged in longer than the chat bots.

I got my friend a job where I work and the boss said he could start Monday. My friend said he didn't want it. Even though it's all set and ready to go and all he has to do is show up he said, "no". I guess he would rather just stay home and be a chat bum.

by shadoinkin May 19, 2018

Sexting in the chat

When two people are flirting with each other while in a group, usually in a distracting or annoying way

Katy and Victor were flirting during our bio lab again. I told them to stop sexting in the chat.

by Simon Fletcher January 19, 2020

Weirdo's Chat

it is a hell hole

jairus: weirdo's chat
mccoy: yes i agree
rye: dies

by defnotjacob March 29, 2022