Can of beans

Someone that's Farts alot or nonstop

Don't let the can of beans out man

by Casecase67 September 23, 2017

can I call you right back?

nice way to let someone know to never speak to you again

Man: "So let me get this straight, you have 3 kids and don't have a car or a job?"

Woman: "Yes."

Man: "Can I call you right back?"

by Porkzilla July 18, 2011

Can I slide

When a guy asks you to hook up or "slide" into your vagina

"Hey Amy can I slide"

by Yumbum June 23, 2017

Can I knock you up?

A saying from England that means to knock on your door. If your related to somebody from england, tell them that and see what they say.

English Man: Can I knock you up? American Lady: NO! YOU CREEP

by Badasscrackermotherfucker August 24, 2011

Can't prove it

One of Phil's schemes and what he says after it

Phil "borrowed" his mother's car then when she asked for it back phil told her "can't prove it" and proceeded to taught her saying nanana

by BoyScoutsOfAmerica July 28, 2022

can of whoopass

somthing chuck norris jumps out of

ima open up a can of whoopass on you boy

by knoxy August 27, 2006

can opener

1. can opener - (v) a device, either electric-powered or operated by hand, used for opening cans, especially cans of food.

2. Can Opener - (v/adj) a derogatory term for an attractive person that makes you want to "pop your top".

Jimmy, stop banging your head on that can of peas. If you want to open it, use a can opener.

Pretty Girl in Heels and a Skirt: "Thanks! Have a nice night!!" -smiles and walks off-
Perverted 40 year old BoyScout Leader: "Your welcome." -smiles then turns to his fellow boyscouts- "WOW. That was a real Can Opener"

by DimSumKitti April 25, 2010