Catlum

A gender neutral term for a single head of cattle. Avoids confusion between bull and cow.

Why is that catlum standing alone in the field?

by TheRealBlueEagle October 24, 2016

Calum Hood

Calum Hood is in a band called 5 seconds of summer. He's so cute like a little puppy but then .4 seconds later he turns into this sexy little shit. He's so sexy he's just a ball of australian sex. He occasionally slaps the bass but I think he really means ass. He plays soccer too which is also really sexy. He has really nice lips that make you vomit. He glued a Cincinnati Reds snapback to his head. He's the only person on this planet who still looks hot while wearing an Adventure Time watch. He also thinks he's this rapper named Cash Money and he ships himself with Chris Brown.

Random: Have you heard of Calum Hood?

Me: Oh you mean Cash Money? Yea, he's in this australian band and he's so sexy.

by the whale's vagina June 15, 2013

Calum Hood

The most unappreciated member of 5SOS. He's the bassist in the band- and the one who writes the most songs but isn't given enough credit. Probably the most logical and most intelligent person of the four-piece. Has ethereal melanin and needs to be protected at all costs. Isn't treated with respect and is mostly ignored, but loves the fans immensely no matter what. Likes to make people laugh and is all around a genuinely great person to be around.

Michael Clifford is whipped by Calum Hood.

by saudadeskies July 17, 2016

Callux

Pussydestroyer

Did you see Callux he railed your mum

by Puss muncher69 December 24, 2020

CallMeKevin

The amazing YouTube who goes around ruining peoples lives, killing people in the sims, and doing great things like drilling someones head in surgeon simulator. 10/10 doctor.

Person 1: Yo I think I got bore ragnorok
Person 2: just go to the CallMeKevin hospital
Person 1: no please not anything like that please no I have a family
Person 2: Feck ur family lmao just have a drill inserted into your ear its very healthy

by Feck You lmaooo January 1, 2019

Calum Mcdowall

Likes to fart, very dumb not very happy curly hair plays games and is gamer and has brother and deeper connections with his sister

Damn bro, he’s such a Calum Mcdowall

by HallidayJ1964 September 15, 2019

calum hood

calum hood; pulling a calum hood; name; also known as cool guy cal or cdizzle swizzle

used as means to refer to terrificly bad WiFi connections, even airplane mode doesn't do it like this

"oh no I got kicked out of my zoom class again, my wifi pulled a CALUM HOOD"

"omg same, for the 5th time today"

by dabodacious February 12, 2021