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Baron Von Douchenstein

Someone who actively seeks out opportunities to be a douche to people he does not like rather then simply avoiding them and letting them go about their business. The Baron thinks that the people he dislikes simply don't have the right to exist in the same universe as they do and feel the need to point that out to them excessively. He will often perform his douchiest acts in secret so that no one else will know about his douchery.

He will sometimes tag the person he does not like in photos online with an insulting nickname, speak in code with others around the person he dislikes and will sometimes use status messages online that insult the disliked party ie "Saturday night and I'm goin out!... and get outta my way (insulting nickname)" or "HAPPY SNOW DAY! and get out of my way (insulting nickname)" The nickname will often be an OOOOOLD pop culture reference that only the disliked person will recognize.

This can go on, sometimes for YEARS after the disliked person has gotten fed up and started avoiding the Baron out of annoyance with his behavior.

The Baron will often be well liked among the people in his entourage but will begin acting douchey if one of them chooses to spend time with the disliked party.
ex 1. Disliked person : "Oh look, I have 50 emails from facebook saying that Baron Von Douchenstein has tagged me in my own photos as "Asshole" What a SHOCK!"

ex 2. Disliked person : "Oh look, Baron Von Douchenstein is out with so and so and also wants Urkel to get out of his way... That show was on, what 20 years ago? Isn't he dead?"
by drunkenwookiekiller@gmail.com February 22, 2011
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Bronage a Trois

A play on the word ménage a Trois.

When a girl is fucking with two dudes at the same time, but the guys are cool with it because they agreed to it beforehand without her knowledge.
Tiffany: You know Keisha’s been fucking with David behind your back for months now!

Reggie: Yeah, we both know how she gets down, so we have a Bronage a Trois going on.
by Mr.YumYum January 5, 2021
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red baron

" the woman you are fuckin is on her rag, and just before you blow your nuts ,you bury your cock in her mouth, and the red color from her vaj gives her a moustache like the red baron
"I woke up this morning and when I went to the bathroom I looked like the Red Baron".. "I asked John, to Fuck me hard since I was sailing the horny tomato boat and wanted the Red Baron"
by Jake "Mr. Coogz" January 29, 2009
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baron samedi

it is a swift back hand slap to the back of the neck usually done when standing up and the one being slapped is sitting down not expecting it. the baron samedi should be accomadated by the sam noise
if you dont settle down you are gonna get a baron samedi

james gave him a baron samedi because he was being an ass clown
by jubajumble February 10, 2009
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Red Baron

When the males bell end is over-used and sore it becomes a Red Baron.
"I shoved my Red Baron right into Anita's muffbucket"

"Man, that hole was too tight, I have a red Baron"

"Bitch, can we stop now, I am getting a Red Baron?"
by P.K. Snelling December 13, 2008
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Boron

shop. a male who is purely the biggest douche on earth.
tim stop being a born and dont eat dirt
by Bubba December 25, 2004
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bronchi flump

a female name, deriving from Aurora
Bronchi Flump, go get that paper!
by David Dwyer Jr. December 23, 2002
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