Crotchy Button

When you're so scared or disgusted your dick hides itself by forming itself into an innie belly button like transformation except it's near your crotch.

That porn I watched earlier scared my penis so bad I have had a crotchy button for a week now.

by therealshadybrabbit August 31, 2015

cock button

A slang term used to define someone who is acting in a nature that is distasteful to others.

Reptar is suck a fucing cock button.

by Stunod7 September 7, 2004

smell button

noun; The anus. The external opening of the rectum.

I poked her right in the smell button

by Mikebeer February 18, 2007

back button

anus - Also known as leather cheerio.

He leaned over and showed me his back button.

by Phred Fillibuster February 8, 2008

mother button

Pause button on your Xbox that you press when your Mom screams your name. Only used when she sounds really angry.

Also referred to as a girlfriend button.

When my mom yelled my name upstairs in that tone, I knew enough to hit the mother button while she was screaming at me.

by izzil April 28, 2007

Button Buddy

A Texting relationship. With sexual consequences. Any relationship that evolves around typing or texting.

girl: Hey you
Guy: when can I see you
Girl: DO you like KFC?
Guy: Your place or mine?
Girl: You are my "Button buddy", we can't meet up for real.

by danglebutton August 15, 2012

bounce button

term used to describe quickly exiting a bad/weird situation, encounter, or relationship.

Him - 'Sarah took to her room, but is was decorated in entirely Hello Kitty shit. I had to bounce button that.

Her - 'Todd wears penny loafers and showers immediately after sex. Bounce button.'

by cosmicbandito January 5, 2016