brownie earthquake

Poop Terminology: a poop that is watery, brown, and stings. The after effect is mild to severe itching.

When John finished in the bathroom, he knew he had made a brownie earthquake because his butt was stinging.

by poop terminology lord May 21, 2008

Ice the brownie

When you masturbate while or right after taking a shit and then ejaculate on the steamy floater.

Anthony- "Hey John what's taking so long in there?"

John- "I gotta ice the brownie hold up."

by Hewhosmeltit March 27, 2017

spilt a brownie

to shit or to shit on ones self

Oh dude I think I just spilt a brownie.

by Dylan Cole Hamner January 21, 2007

browny tidies

When someone shits themselves with whitey tidies on

I just turned my whitey tidies into browny tidies

by anonymous May 6, 2018

Crusty Brownie

A sexual term that nobody knows the true definition of, only that it’s remarkably dirty.

Andrew: Baby, I wanna take it slow and crusty brownie tonight
Aimée: Oh baby just do it!

by aimée_taylor February 17, 2009

Urinal Brownie

When you poop in the urinal

A fun way to disrespect a restaurant you don't like is by baking them a urinal brownie

by Epictortle8 September 15, 2018

Bed Brownie

An unfortunate or surprise bowel movement that someone finds upon waking, usually after a hard night of drinking or experimentation with laxatives and/or bad mexican food.

Dude. After eating at Paco's last night, my stomach felt a little funny. And when I woke up this morning, I found a bed brownie!

by CarolineInTheATL June 21, 2010