by Dylan Cole Hamner January 21, 2007

When a person takes a dump, and another person ejaculates on that dump. The first person then puts said dump into their mouth, and sucks the penis of the first person.
by Thetigersim March 21, 2014

A brown chocolate icing used to smear around the asshole. The pre taste before the tongue enters the hole.
by GloriGoalz September 12, 2016

An unfortunate or surprise bowel movement that someone finds upon waking, usually after a hard night of drinking or experimentation with laxatives and/or bad mexican food.
Dude. After eating at Paco's last night, my stomach felt a little funny. And when I woke up this morning, I found a bed brownie!
by CarolineInTheATL June 21, 2010

A person with a normal or above intellect, but fails to function in the real world. Also struggles figuring out how to complete simple tasks.
by Max_Wright April 30, 2021

When you jizz on a brownie and a girl eats it and punch her in the gut and she throws up and it looks white and brown
by Idkkkk69 May 11, 2019

Poop Terminology: a poop that is watery, brown, and stings. The after effect is mild to severe itching.
When John finished in the bathroom, he knew he had made a brownie earthquake because his butt was stinging.
by poop terminology lord May 21, 2008
