Brandon the foster kid

A dude Brandon I used to live with who worked for fosters moving. He hated it and quit after day 1.

Person 1: "hey where's Brandon? "
Person 2: "who? "
Person 1: "Brandon the Foster kid"

by TakePissGang December 4, 2019

brando calrissian

Usually a man named Brandon at birth but then reborn as Brando Calrissian as a reference to Star Wars.

Your new name, shall be Brando Calrissian...

by IveRanOutOfNames December 4, 2019

Brandon Lynch

Some absolute baboon of a Roadman who lives and breathes north face, caps, man bags and acne.

Girl 1: Ew, look at that roadman!

Girl 2: Yeah! He's such a Brandon Lynch!

by MrAdemola123 June 17, 2020

brandonan

brandonan is the practice of dieting that only consists of eating people named brandon.

"yo are you vegan?"
nah fam i'm brandonan

by BennyBadBoy September 30, 2020

Brando2trappy

absolute road legend (wasteman)

yo Brando2trappy is a pure drilla trust

by pure drilla December 4, 2020

Brandon Boudreau

A grade 7 teacher who went to Timmies and ordered timbits but they didn't have so he went to another one and ordered 60 and gave them out to is class. Thanks bro :)

Brandon Boudreau: I got tim b's!
Grade 7 Class: I dooooo!! AHHHHHH

by Danny Dumptruck November 29, 2021

brandon scrumptious

when someone looks scrumptious or sexy refer to them as brandon.

you’re looking very brandon scrumptious today

oh my god my crush is looking very brandon scrumptious today 😍

by fatherisme March 6, 2022