Brad (disability)

Nickname for an outrageous disability that leaves a person born with misshapen feet (which oddly look like penises in some patients), an unformed jaw, and an underdeveloped brain. People who suffer from brad also exhibit similar symptoms to those with Asperger's syndrome and/or an extremely pronounced variation of autism. According to WHO, a cure has not been identified but medications such as cyanide or strychnine.

"Oh shit, you can tell he has brad (disability). Only a snapchat filter could make him look cute."

by Saturn (disability) February 2, 2019

Brad

The male equivalent of "Karen." Essentially a man who is critical of progressive views, rude to people in the service industries, among other similar behaviors.

"Hey honey, could you get the manager for me? This salmon is cold," Brad to a waitress. "Sir, it's smoked salmon, you fucking Brad," the waitress says as understanding she just lost her $2.13 tip.

by Yumutha69 August 18, 2022

BRAD

Beach Read After Dark - basically, a romance novel that is heavy on the steamy scenes and light on the plot. Coined by @beachreadsandbubbly

That book about the billionaire CEO is a total BRAD

by Beachreads&Bubbly August 23, 2022

Brad Paisley

Kick ass country singer from West Virginia and he is fucking peng 👌

I do like myself a bit of Brad Paisley

by UltimateDoge August 24, 2022

Brad

Probably a ginger

Brad your hair looks like a sunrise

by Morningcoffe123 April 23, 2022

Brad

(of a person) homosexual (used especially of a man).

That man over there must be a Brad.

by Thedefiner617 April 23, 2022

Brad Roberts

Frontman of Crash Test Dummies. He's known for his incredible voice, covering the low-baritone range. His long hair from the 90s is super iconic. You might know him from their song "Mmm mmm mmm mmm" or their cover "Androgynous".

person 1: "who's that guy with long hair and super bass voice?"
person 2: "that's Brad Roberts! isn't he cool?"
person 1: "omg yes he is!!!"

by harrocknroll April 24, 2022