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man boobs

You morons are all fucking stupid. Gynecomastia comes in two forms, one is caused by obesity where sometimes the fat stores in the chest area, creating breasts in fat men. The other one is caused by a hormone imbalance in men that causes breast tissue to form underneath the nipple area, so even if you are skinny, you can have big boobs. Don't feel bad if you have it, as there is a cure. Most plastic surgeons generally charge $1000-$5000 dollars to do a glandular excision and/or liposcution in that area, removing them.
Many celebrities have it too, like Simon Cowell, for example.
Don't let anybody push you down for having man boobs. Beat their asses or something for twisting your nipples, that's the only way they learn.
by CheeseAss September 20, 2005
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Vagina Boob

Possibly the greatest of all Family Guy quotes. 'Nuff said.
Red(Cleveland)-"It was months before he said two words to anyone"
Andy(Peter)-"Vagina boob."
by fatginger November 15, 2010
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Boob Density

the quality of a female boob that determines either firmness or jello-ness. very important in determining the quality of a boob.
Dude, that girl had mad boob density, they felt like turtle shells. I think I chipped a tooth.
by Chomp Whompster March 12, 2009
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poop on boob

The Greatest pleasure a man could ever experience.
Man that guy just poop on boob.
by Naybo odis October 20, 2019
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boob water

water collected by the boob area of a woman's bathing suit and must then be squeezed out
*girl squeezes boobs in bathing suit*
guy: umm what are you doing?
girl: squeezing out my boob water gosh
by itsxsuperxmimi May 10, 2009
mugGet the boob watermug.

boob filling

The core of the breast. Boob Filling is really what makes breastacles plump, and filling 'volume' varies among woman, changing sizes from pea pods 32AA to meloncholy melons of 30G
"I'll just say all my boob filling went to my ass, Lauren"
by Laurenoo April 8, 2008
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barney's boobs

Barney's boobs are very sexual bouncy objects on Barney
Hey Barney's boobs are so big I could slide on them!
by Chick_reposession December 8, 2013
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