Boner Buzzard, Noun, meaning a prostitute, hooker, basically anyone who does dirty things for money.
Tom: Hey John I bought myself a hooker last night!
John: Really? You've been hangin' out with boner buzzards?
Tom: Yeah, life has been tough lately.
John: Really? You've been hangin' out with boner buzzards?
Tom: Yeah, life has been tough lately.
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Get the Boner Buzzard mug.noun: the erection you get during class, usually right before the teacher asks you to write something on the chalkboard. A type of social suicide.
Today in math, the teacher asked me to solve a problem on the board, and everyone saw my enormous chalk boner.
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Get the chalk boner mug.A synonym for american nationalism. An act of treating the United States like a god that controls all other countries and neglecting any arguments or discussions that do not involve and/or insult the US.
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- What the fuck? said Pamela. - You still haven't cleaned up the house?
- What the fuck? said Pamela. - You still haven't cleaned up the house?
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A certain state of being for a writer where he/she suddenly has an incredible urge and inspiration to write and write and write some more, most of the time, not even knowing where his/her ideas are coming from.
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contrary to a Writer's Block.
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also applicable to artists (artist's boner) where hundreds of images for things they'd like to draw suddenly appear in their minds. As a result, you can see a person with an artist's boner scribbling and doodling pages upon pages in their sketchbook/notebook/etc., as if in a trance.
A certain state of being for a writer where he/she suddenly has an incredible urge and inspiration to write and write and write some more, most of the time, not even knowing where his/her ideas are coming from.
n.
contrary to a Writer's Block.
n.
also applicable to artists (artist's boner) where hundreds of images for things they'd like to draw suddenly appear in their minds. As a result, you can see a person with an artist's boner scribbling and doodling pages upon pages in their sketchbook/notebook/etc., as if in a trance.
Guy1: I woke up this morning with the weirdest urge to write my ass off... :|
Guy2: it's called a writer's boner. it's writer's block--reversed. hah!
Guy1: that's like... so fucking ironic and true... but it's the perfect way to describe it! It's like everything fucking... makes sense!
Guy2: it's called a writer's boner. it's writer's block--reversed. hah!
Guy1: that's like... so fucking ironic and true... but it's the perfect way to describe it! It's like everything fucking... makes sense!
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