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State Boner

A synonym for american nationalism. An act of treating the United States like a god that controls all other countries and neglecting any arguments or discussions that do not involve and/or insult the US.
Man, Johnny is a real nationalist. He gets a state boner every time he hears the anthem.
by ThatSneakyGuy December 25, 2010
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Boner Home

A "home" for your boner
I can't wait to go out and find a boner home
by Davendine July 6, 2017
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Lazy boner

When Pamela entered the room, Kyle was standing in front of the mirror naked, with a lazy boner, smearing scarlet lipstick all over his face.
- What the fuck? said Pamela. - You still haven't cleaned up the house?
by Ronnie Slogun November 22, 2014
mugGet the Lazy bonermug.

Writer's Boner

n.
A certain state of being for a writer where he/she suddenly has an incredible urge and inspiration to write and write and write some more, most of the time, not even knowing where his/her ideas are coming from.

n.
contrary to a Writer's Block.

n.
also applicable to artists (artist's boner) where hundreds of images for things they'd like to draw suddenly appear in their minds. As a result, you can see a person with an artist's boner scribbling and doodling pages upon pages in their sketchbook/notebook/etc., as if in a trance.
Guy1: I woke up this morning with the weirdest urge to write my ass off... :|

Guy2: it's called a writer's boner. it's writer's block--reversed. hah!

Guy1: that's like... so fucking ironic and true... but it's the perfect way to describe it! It's like everything fucking... makes sense!
by thecrazydragon March 13, 2011
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the why boner

A super awkward boner when confused with a person's gender.
well isn't the return of the why boner...
by Rell the infinite May 2, 2016
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bologna boner

When an uncircumcised penis becomes erect and the foreskin doesnt retract leaving the tip of the penis covered in what looks like meat or in this case Bologna.
Tina: So did you see his cock get hard?
Liz: Yes, but it was more of a bologna boner.
Tina: Ew.
by xxxpageagain August 19, 2013
mugGet the bologna bonermug.

stoner boner

when you get really high and now you're horny and want to do the dirty
"come over babe i've got stoner boner
by CoolCamryn44 May 27, 2019
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