cleft boob

Referring to the unnatural divide created by breast implants, birth defects, or excess testosterone during pubescent development (which can also lead to the elongation of the butt crack). The area separating the breasts creates an unattractive y-shaped cleavage line. This commonly brings out unattractive characteristics in the affected females personality, such as: a chameleon type personality issue and delusions of grandiose fighting skills.

"That chick has some nasty cleft boob." "Would you, please, hold my umbrella in your cleft boobage?" "My cell phone just fell in your cleft boob."

by KM and AH June 9, 2008

Facebook Boob-job

The act of taking a profile picture from an angle which gives the illusion of larger breasteses. Also, angling the picture in such a way that it hides the beer belly beneath the boobs.

It was false assvertising! She seemed hot in her profile pic, but it was a Facebook boob-job!

by TomtheTourGuide January 26, 2011

Jersey Boob Job

When a person wears multiple bras to make their bust look bigger.

"Wow Tammy's boobs are looking great tonight."
"She must be doing a jersey boob job, whoever is DTF with her tonight is going to be disappointed"

by fromthemitten October 29, 2011

Man Boob Call

When a man puts his cell phone in his breast pocket and due to excessive movement, a call is dialed by accident.

Strange. I heard a voice coming from my shirt and realized it was my boy, Mike on the phone. He asked why I had called him. "Man, sorry, I just man boob called you, bro....whazzup?"

by mruptownman May 22, 2018

Boob-nap

The act of grabbing someones boob and pulling on it by accident. Not usually intended, but can be.

Lily ran up to me yesterday and boob-naped me! She is soo dead!

by ManOfCars March 4, 2009

Man Boob

Taxi driver in North London of Indian origin who claims that there is only one shop open in London after 2am, the shop being in Brick Lane.
Also a term for a liar.

Man Boob, Man boob, are you telling me there is only 1 shop open in a city of 8 million? You're a liar Man boob.

by robbie3425645764 January 6, 2008

chocolate boob

a boob made out of chocolate, similar to a chocolate bunny.

Madeline: Here's your chocolate boob that I got you for your birthday.
Emily: Thanks! All I wanted was this chocolate boob! I hope it doesn't melt!

by emilyemilyemily April 7, 2007