Skip to main content

Bible

Hey i just got done watching hentai and some porn

(Jesus christ) Take this it's a Bible
by p0gggzzz December 28, 2020
mugGet the Bible mug.

Bible

A "bible" is a very large stack of money. Another alteration of this world is "pocket bible", which means a smaller stack of money.
Ex 1: "Aye, look! It's a bunch of bibles in this duffle bag!"

Ex 2: "I can pull you some scriptures from a bible if you need some."
by Purrpologist May 7, 2020
mugGet the Bible mug.

The Bible

An annoying and seemingly unending collection of literary works that were established by one story that was told to an old man by a talking bush.
Gradually, the story was recollected and rewritten and is now worshipped by brainwashed followers of an unproven historical event.
The millions of homes in which this book inhabits persist that followers symbolically eat the flesh and drink the blood of Christ, who is Jewish and his own father.
The book has sexist innuendoes such as Adam being made in "God's" likeness where as Eve was made of a piece of Adam's rib bone and dust.

The most fantastic piece of fiction ever written.
"That story we had to read could never happen."
"Yeah, just like the Bible."
by Unnamed Rationalist February 22, 2009
mugGet the The Bible mug.

bimblefuck

"We've been driving for a half hour, where does he live?"
"In bimblefuck!!"
by scarletsprite June 19, 2009
mugGet the bimblefuck mug.

Ladies Bible Study

A message sent to thousands of University of Michigan email addresses advertizing a small Bible study meeting for the "Women of Proverbs" at League Rm D @ 7pm, which lead to a massive deluge of spam from those of double digit IQ asking to have their specific address removed from the list.
"Ladies Bible Study Tonight! Come out to the League Rm D @ 7pm for Women of Proverbs 31 bible study."

"Remove me from this list"

"Don't reply to all!"

"Don't reply at all!"

"OMFG NOES!"
by Michigan Wolverines 2006 September 16, 2008
mugGet the Ladies Bible Study mug.

Bible

1,000 doses of LSD, usually in the form of 10 sheets of blotter acid (100 doses).
Church is for reading Bibles, music festivals are for eating Bibles.
by ganjkid February 4, 2010
mugGet the Bible mug.

holy bible

I looked in the holy bible, but it wasn't there!
by ilikecheese42 February 17, 2009
mugGet the holy bible mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email