Lucky Bastard

When you touch or see any of the females private parts

“Omg I accidentally touched her tities”
“You lucky bastard”

by Minecrafttities1234 May 23, 2019

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Sad Bastards

The sorta people that leave really pathetic definitions on here as they have nothing better to do!

U lot are sad bastards

by Stevie September 8, 2004

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when you're speeding, a cop who:
1.) at night, hides in plain sight without their lights on
2.) hides in one of the "emergency personel only" cut throughs on the highway
and waits until you pass him, then pulls you over

"You saw that cop right."
"No. He better not pull a sneaky bastard."
*sirens*
"DAMN IT!!"

by superphatgurl March 21, 2010

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jack bastard

Somebody who is entirely self absorbed and won't do anything for anybody else. Also Sombody who drops another person in the shit.

"dude you just told my wife i'm having an affair, you jack bastard!"

by dannyboy1373 December 31, 2007

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rat bastard

used to describe people or things that piss off or annoy you in anyway. used only when describing the object and not to directly insult it. not to be yelled or shouted.

coined by "The Chief", June 2000 RIP

In response to the spider creature that knocks you over in Legend of Zelda:
"aaahh you little rat bastard"

by Chris and Andy August 6, 2008

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