Fish Bandit

A lesbian who loves the forbidden snatch.

Ellen is going after Portia, even though she is in a relationship with Rosie? What a fish bandit!

by Not Seo May 07, 2011

Friend Bandit

One who uses a friend as a middle man to other friends in an awkward, aggresive, and obvious fashion.

Natalie is suddenly always hanging out with my bestie Franny. She's such a friend bandit.

by Jefferson C June 12, 2007

Bootyhole bandit

Someone who takes the booty from weak dudes and even strong dudes after wooping them in prison

What's up with Tone why he acting so quiet and shit. Oh that nigga soft ass nigga got his booty took(Manhood) by the Bootyhole Bandit. Yeah thats what he gets for talking shit to these Convicts in here. They change his name from Tone to Tina. That Nigga aint talking shit now.

Who dem niggaz in Medical. That's Big Rhonda and Clark. Big Rhonda the bootyhole bandit raped Clark in the shower but when he was done Clark fake like he was going to kiss Big Rhonda and bit his tongue off and beat the shit out of Big Rhonda for raping him. big Rhonda fought back but Clark still beat that ass. that is what Big Rhonda get for fucking with the wrong nigga. Not everybody in the joint is a soft ass punk buster sucka ass nigga some niggaz will fight for there booty and even kill you. I am glad Clark got that bootyhole bandit Big Rhonda cause that nigga done got at least 25 niggaz in here since i been here.

by No1one February 08, 2013

booty bandit

a man who shows up, gets da booty, and then is gone in 20mins or less!!

He creeped up, got da booty and was gone in 20. He is a booty bandit!

by i shall remane nameless April 16, 2007

Lush Bandit

Someone who is a douche that likes to drink beer and have hard gay sex.

That guy is a lush bandit look at the way he drinks that beer with those fagots

by Zach Russell December 16, 2003

Smokey and the Bandit

Sucking a fart out of a chicks Anal Rim, and then proceeding to kiss her while burping the fart into her mouth.

Burt Reynolds gave Sally Struthers a "Smokey and the Bandit" during a hot night of love.

by Peter Frampton January 01, 2006

The Red Bandit

Sneaky son of a bitch that likes to steal things, smoke weed, and date midgets so that he feels that his penis is bigger. He plans to take ofver the world and steal the chinese women and thier small dogs

The red bandit dated a midget named jess who is refered to as a fischer price hoop while the red bandit is a womens basket ball smaller than a mens basketball, so he plays with his fischer price hoop to feel bigger than the mens basketballs, but one day the fischer price hoop went to the park and let everyone play on it so the red badit broke that hoop.

by Red Bandit Jr. January 26, 2011