When an uncircumcised male pinches his foreskin, occluding the opening of the penis, allowing it to fill up with urine in order to release it, causing a sudden splash of yellow deliciousness on an unsuspecting victim.
Romanian male 1: "My roommate passed out on my couch, so I woke him up with a Romanian Water Balloon! Shit was so funny, I'm so glad I'm uncircumcised!"
Romanian male 2: " Lol, brutal. Ya, me too!"
Romanian male 2: " Lol, brutal. Ya, me too!"
by Dean68w10 April 25, 2017
Get the romanian water balloonmug. Water Balloon Titties is when a man's "boobs" feel supple and warm like water balloons. Hence the name Water Ballon Titties. Possessing the physical qualities and touch of water balloons. They tend to jiggle too.
Wow David! You got some jiggly ass Water Balloon Titties!
I love the way your Water Balloon Titties feel.
Hey David! You sure you don't need a sports bra for those Water Balloon Titties? Haha just kidding, but you do have some severe jiggle...
I love the way your Water Balloon Titties feel.
Hey David! You sure you don't need a sports bra for those Water Balloon Titties? Haha just kidding, but you do have some severe jiggle...
by Joseph G / B.D.N. King_Clasher May 4, 2021
Get the Water Balloon Tittiesmug. A tight, centrifugal pulling together of anal glands, in other words, a nest of purple, veiny haemorrhoids.
Kobus went to the proctologist for his annual anal check up, when he bent over the examination table, the Proctologist gasped with astonishment: “Wow, Kobus, what a wonderful, purple balloon knot you have.”
by Hog hog January 1, 2023
Get the purple balloon knotmug. by john21425 November 1, 2017
Get the Big Baby Balloonsmug. Wow that Psychopath has balloon’s head disease, don’t say the real word otherwise he’ll kill us all.
by Sonar System September 15, 2023
Get the Balloon’s Head Diseasemug. The result of when you're sitting down and your crotch is tightly packed between your thighs, then you let out a high pressurized fart that travels down the anus, then forward past the gouch and out through your scrotum in the form of a silent stink bubble. Sometimes able to be held in your gouch region for long periods until you stand up.
I was sitting in church when I suddenly had to fart, luckily it was a Gouch Air Balloon, so I was able to hold under me until church was over.
by Ehcko March 5, 2014
Get the Gouch Air Balloonmug. Its like when you're making love... with your special lady friend and you stretch your bean bag over her cornhole and tell her to fart.
Last night I got the best hot air balloon ever. Veronica streched my bean bag over her cornhole and farted, it smelled like cheerios. I couldn't help but blow my load!!
by Table Top August 14, 2009
Get the Hot Air Balloonmug.