Colorado water balloon

the act of a man pissing into a girls asshole, feeding her a bunch of laxatives and fucking it until all of the piss and shit squirts out of her
“i was at a party and i gave malarie a colorado water balloon
by waterballoonlover May 03, 2023
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Winnipeg Water Balloon

A plastic bag full of river water thrown at some poor Fucker
Awww man cody just soaked me with a Winnipeg water balloon
by Capsarior April 25, 2019
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balloon knot snot

the liquid the seeps out of a tight butt hole that hasn't recently seen any form of penetration, thus giving the illusion of the knot of a balloon.
He wanted to lick her balloon knot, but there was balloon knot snot coming out off it.

I want to rail Sarah in her balloon knot.
by ZodiacKillr February 26, 2021
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Carolina Cum Balloon

An uncircumcised male lays on his back with multiple other men surrounding him. The other men jack off and cum into his foreskin until it fills up like a balloon. Then the uncircumcised male has intercourse with a female and cums in her vagina while at the same time filling her with the cum from the other males.
Me and my wife have been trying for a baby but it’s not working. I’m gonna call in some of my co-workers and make a Carolina Cum Balloon. That will definitely get her pregnant.
by Globbinator22 April 30, 2020
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Big Baby Balloons

Grossly fat children or obesity.
Did you read Big Baby Balloons yet, it's a good read.
by john21425 November 01, 2017
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purple balloon knot

A tight, centrifugal pulling together of anal glands, in other words, a nest of purple, veiny haemorrhoids.
Kobus went to the proctologist for his annual anal check up, when he bent over the examination table, the Proctologist gasped with astonishment: “Wow, Kobus, what a wonderful, purple balloon knot you have.”
by Hog hog January 01, 2023
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Hot Air Balloon

Its like when you're making love... with your special lady friend and you stretch your bean bag over her cornhole and tell her to fart.
Last night I got the best hot air balloon ever. Veronica streched my bean bag over her cornhole and farted, it smelled like cheerios. I couldn't help but blow my load!!
by Table Top August 14, 2009
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