glory badger

a name given for a well presented and much approved vagina

: was she fit?

:ooooh yeah, should of seen the glory badger on her

glory badger by glenng421 November 28, 2011

carpet badger 

Someone that has a fetish for long and thick pubic hair.

Isaiah i have seen Ellie's. You are a filthy carpet badger.

carpet badger by Daniel Jurgensen October 30, 2012

fanny badger 

A dirty homeless man who scrounges for young girls in mysterious places such as the woods, wasteland and your garden

"Look, John! It's that dirty old fanny badger again!"

fanny badger by Bigfoot18 December 14, 2012

Belying badger 

A badger that is lying on the ground, minding it's own business, wearing a beekeeper suit, when suddenly someone picks it up and flings it at another person.

A belying badger is the opposite of a flying monkey.

I was minding my own business...When suddenly, a belying badger hit me upside the head.

Belying badger by Her Purpleness December 17, 2012

nuetered badger

A nickname for only the best. A completely sexy beast. He gets all the woman with his massive penis, great looks, and personality. No one can stop him because he is the best around, and no one can take him down. Also he is right ateast 75 percent of the time.

Person 1: Did you see that guy score a hattrick on the Wombts.

Person 2: Yeah, he is a real Nuetered Badger.

Person 1: True, he is pretty awesome.

nuetered badger by Dapimp6996 November 15, 2013

shit badger 

When an alcoholic gets drunk- often when provoked.

I turned into a shit badger last night when my ex came to the bar with her new boyfriend.

shit badger by Mahree November 25, 2013

drunk badger 

When a Mazz tries to make a funny... and fails like a drunk badger

dont you drive a drunk badger any way?

drunk badger by moogleassassin February 3, 2014