Wedding brownie

Wedding brownie ; AKA brown wedding cake

1. At a wedding instead of Smashing cake into the bride or groom's face somebody comes up with an actual turd uses that.
2.On a night after attending a wedding when a guy or a girl has someone poop on their face and rub it in. Not necessarily a member of the wedding party could be anybody that attended the wedding.
3. Similar to a Cleveland steamer except rubbed in one's face instead of their chest.
4. An actual brownie made from Cannabutter and giving as a treat at a wedding.

Damn did you hear what Stephanie gave Matt after that wedding? No what was it? She gave him a wedding brownie!

by medicneballer June 4, 2017

Ice the brownie

When you masturbate while or right after taking a shit and then ejaculate on the steamy floater.

Anthony- "Hey John what's taking so long in there?"

John- "I gotta ice the brownie hold up."

by Hewhosmeltit March 27, 2017

brownie earthquake

Poop Terminology: a poop that is watery, brown, and stings. The after effect is mild to severe itching.

When John finished in the bathroom, he knew he had made a brownie earthquake because his butt was stinging.

by poop terminology lord May 21, 2008

Crusty Brownie

A sexual term that nobody knows the true definition of, only that it’s remarkably dirty.

Andrew: Baby, I wanna take it slow and crusty brownie tonight
Aimée: Oh baby just do it!

by aimée_taylor February 17, 2009

Urinal Brownie

When you poop in the urinal

A fun way to disrespect a restaurant you don't like is by baking them a urinal brownie

by Epictortle8 September 15, 2018

brownie supreme

When a person takes a dump, and another person ejaculates on that dump. The first person then puts said dump into their mouth, and sucks the penis of the first person.

Wow, those two did a brownie supreme last night. That's disgusting.

by Thetigersim March 21, 2014

spilt a brownie

to shit or to shit on ones self

Oh dude I think I just spilt a brownie.

by Dylan Cole Hamner January 21, 2007