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Bottom face 

"Bottom face" is a term that refers to a face that looks, or beholds the equivalent attraction, to that of a bottom. More often than not this rare breed of homo-sapien should be aware its own hideousness, but in the event of a Bottom-Face being ignorant of their unfortunate condition, slap them until they cry.
My God, Susan Boyle has a bottom face.
Bottom face by Bottom Face November 30, 2010

Bottom Secret 

Referring to a story or information that was so sensitive it should have been kept top secret, but the whole school/office knows.

Can refer to any story that didn't "leak" so much as flood, but most effectively used when referring to secret butt secks.
Bro 1- Broski, you hear 'bout dat Alexia gurl?

Bro 2-Dude, her bottom secret is bottom secret. Everyone knows what happened at that party...

Bill Clinton thought his fornication with Monica Lewinsky was private business, butt then it became bottom secret.

bottom-feeder 

A male or female who hooks up with their friend's ex-boy/girlfriend because they are easy access as a relationship is already established.
Tim and Steve were quick to talk shit about Emily, but when she and Rick broke up the two bottom-feeders even quicker to move in on her for an easy lay.

bottom bollocks

Where a fit young girl has top bollocks, an older chesticularly gravity afflicted lady will have bottom bollocks.
1:)
Ricky: Bianca, can I touch your bottom bollocks?
Bianca: What are you trying to say? 'Ave I got saggy tits or sumfing?
Ricky: Well,I'd be lying if I said no, but they're still really nice and...OWW...wotchoo 'it me for you daft facking woman.

2:)
Lindsay Lohan, in 30 years.
Catherine Zeta, in 15 years.
Ellen Degeneres, now.

bottom out 

When a gay man decides he's going to let another gay man fuck him. The guy taking the dick up his ass is, in this situation, the bottom whether he is on his back, on all fours or sitting on the dick. Regardless of the position, if the dude's getting plowed he has decided to "bottom out."
Tom got so tired of hearing his boyfriend Will whine about it, he finally decided to bottom out for a change.
bottom out by ricodude August 27, 2013

Bottom Out 

when a human,or other living being becomes so stressed or pressured that they stop functioning. This usually lasts for an indefinite amount of time and can be accompanied by a stroke looking face and a loud "buuurrrrrrr" sound that the person makes out of smoke.
The calculus test was so hard that all of the students bottomed out.

The students bottomed out when they saw their AP Physics exam.

The mother couldn't help but bottom out when she aw how high her bills were.
Bottom Out by Alejo513 August 22, 2011