bake a cake

To flirt with your boyfriend and/or girlfriend on the phone, and be overly sweet to them.

V. Being overly sweet to said bf/gf on the phone.
Jim- Where is Bob?

Rick- Oh he's just left to bake a cake with his girlfriend on the phone. Man, he is sappy when he's around her.

by playa42343 April 30, 2008
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Baked Potato

The act of knocking a person out, shitting in their mouth, ( closing the mouth)waiting around to see the reaction when they realize there's a turd in their mouth.
"Dude you should have the fac

Look on his face when he woke up to a baked potato!!!!
by JimmyT March 13, 2015
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soda bake

Usage common in parts of Northern Ireland, particularly Derry city. Refers to a rounded, weather-beaten visage that can be likened to a risen dough pulled fresh from the oven. Soda bake is a derogatory and highly insulting term denoting not only the woeful physical features of the insultee but also carries deeply negative connotations with regard to the IQ of the given 'soda bake'.
"Jesus, look at the soda bake on him!"
"Aye Jeezus mother of divine that's been hit with a fuckin cakeboard so it has."
by Shimpei Mishima September 26, 2006
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blam bake

“Dude, I fucked Alana on the freezer at the Blam Bake
by Ken Succmedri February 12, 2018
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baked lays

The combination of both being "baked" (high on marijuana) and getting laid (having sex). Plural lays refers to having sex multiple times. Also refers to the tasteless garbage chips Frito-Lay pawns off on consumers.
A friend was telling me about his awewsome weekend. Apparently he met some ladies and had several baked lays.
by Travis T July 21, 2006
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baked beans

A very popular dish in england often partaken on toast however i personally am not a fan of this substance and think it tastes rank
by ogaiy June 18, 2003
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Bake-fuck

When a small group of people enclose themselves in a small room and load all of their pipes. You start them all at the same time, and you have to scream "bake-fuck!" as soon as you take a hit.
by Bake-fuck master July 08, 2011
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