spack attack

1) Momentary outbusrt of stupidity

2)A synonym of Spacker

3)A physical fit eg Panic attack, Shaking

1) Is the black market legal? SPACK ATTACK

2)You love the cock you stupid spack attack

3)she seemes fine until her shaking, was a proper spack attack

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by loz January 5, 2004

Fap Attack

A sudden urge to fap, usually after seeing something insanely hot. Most fap attack sufferers cool their urges with loli. The normal fap-attack-fap yields 1-2 gallons of semen at a time, sometimes up to 3.

/b/tard 1: OMFG I just had a epic fap attack, more lolis plz
/b/tard 2: ur gonna get v& lolz
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by Nymphrix December 9, 2008

Jack Attack

The sudden, overwhelming urge to masturbate, often causing the afflicted person to rub one out in a location other than their standard ejaculatorium.

I caught a glimpse of her meat flaps when she bent over, and I had a full-on jack attack. Seriously, dude... I had to go rub one out in her bathroom.

by fapfapsplort September 1, 2010

badger attack

An attack from behind, usually with dirty tactics.

Carl used a badger attack and shanked Bill with his shiv when he wasn't looking.

by Bob Phooman July 12, 2005

Sucker Attack

A temper tantrum. Can be considered the man's version of a bitch fit.

The young man at bar lost his money playing pool, and now he's having a sucker attack.

by germeanchocolate710 April 10, 2010

Heart Attack!

The feeling one gets when a typical casual marijuana user experiences when he smokes good chronic, or too much of something else. Smokers feel their heart race, and become paranoid thinking they are about to experience cardiac arrest.

My boy smoked me out last night, and i got too ripped. I thought i was going to have a Heart Attack!

by firtheria March 8, 2009

Attack on mid

Used to reference the mid show “Attack on Mid”. It was very mid.

“Hi im Andrew Moussa and I like Attack On Titan”
“Shut the f*ck up, it’s extremely mid. Attack on Mid.”

by ChawiSwag January 14, 2022