apple stem

The shell of a pen (without the ink refill) that a crack whore can use to smoke her crack.

crack whore: hey can I have that pen?
john: why?
crack whore: 'cause i need to use the shell as an apple stem.
john: what's an apple stem?
crack whore: it's the pipe I use to hit the rock.

by crackfiend January 6, 2008

Apple Rider

A person who absolutely loves to ride the Apple company's dick.

Apple Rider: OMG The new Iphone just came out! This is the best day ever! I'm going to go home and masturbate to Steve Jobs giving a speech.

by J.N. Growling July 3, 2010

apple pipe

An apple pipe is a makeshift smoking device. To make one only requires an apple and a pen/pencil and about 30 seconds of time.

Step 1) Pull out the stem of the apple.
Step 2) The indentation in the middle of the apple (where the stem was) is the bowl. Push the pen/pencil halfway through the apple, but DO NOT go all the way to the bottom.
Step 3) Remove the pen/pencil and shove it straight through the apple perpendicular to the hole you just made. This creates the mouthpiece and the carb.
Step 4) Pack the bowl, smoke, and enjoy!

Bob: "I've got the weed and a lighter, where's your pipe?"
Joe: "Oh shit I left it at my house!"
Bob: "No problem, there's an apple in the fridge and there's a pencil over on the table."
Joe: "Nice thinkin'!"

by Geist June 3, 2005

Snapple-Apple

A term used by middle school girls, following an insult and a z-for-mation *snap*

Michelle: Courtney is stupid
Alexis: Oh snapple-apple!

by lelolster January 20, 2010

black apples

When a chick has been drinking for a couple of day's, and engages in anal, looses control of her bowels, and deficates on you down to your testicles.

I bagged a drunk chick in the ass, she lost it and gave me black apples.

by John Jets June 11, 2006

The Big Apple

Name used for New York City (Manhattan) by non-New Yorkers -- anyone that calls NYC "The Big Apple" that lives in New York should be shot multiple times in the face.

Faggot: Yo - are u goin to the big apple on tuesday!!!???
Guy: Dont ever say the big apple again or i will be forced to kill you

by Johnny Fellone May 18, 2004

Rotten Apple

A song by prominent Seattle-based alternative rock and metal band Alice in Chains. Rotten Apple was recorded in 1993 and is the opening track of Alice in Chains' 1994 EP, Jar of Flies. It is regarded by many Alice In Chains fans as one of their finer songs, and by some to be one of the standout tracks coming out of the alternative movement of the early 1990's.

"I really like that song Rotten Apple."

by The only A I C (Get it?) May 24, 2014