allen

creap, foot fetish typed of person.

Allen is adicted to seeing feet

by Emma23567890-= April 20, 2024

Allen Key

A state of mind that can only be reached through the consumption of copious amounts of ketamine.

You may feel the urge to dismantle and reassemble IKEA furniture or adjust several bike seats with your head.

Person 1: "I am an Allen Key, put me back in the toolbox, babe"

Person 2 (Gandhi): "You need to stop taking horse tranquillisers my child, man is not meant to become small hand tools"

Person 1: "Pffft...whatever it's Allen Keyin' time, I'm boutta Allen Key all over this joint, I'm comin' for your sockets MOTHERLICKA!"

by GammonMuncher69 July 11, 2024

joe allen

Joe Allen is simular to Viktor.

-Ohh its Joe Allen!
-No its Viktor!

by Hacked by Joe Allen January 27, 2017

Allen

That one guy you know who likes bananas, burritos, etc not for the taste but for the shape.

“Dude, why does he eat hot dogs everyday?”

“He’s an Allen, that’s how Allens be.”

by CheekyDivider October 22, 2025

Max Allen

Max is an actual weirdo, who does he think he is with his grade 9 exams. Ughhhh. Mr I’m too smart to help christy in science haha go suck my big toe. Max is a legend tho and he has a massive crush on my pet pigeon called josh Southgate. Mr Goffard said my pigeon is a rapist 😬, Josh thinks he’s cooler than max but everyone knows it’s not true.

This dude is such a mood! Oh yeh it’s max Allen

by Lottie J June 18, 2019

Micah Allen

Micah Allen. God himself. Is a total badass and has total clout. Almost as much as Rob Wnukowski. Used to describe a person, object, action, etc. that is badass. He gets all bitches and money. You DO. NOT. want to mess with Micah Allen.

“Guys we got a Micah Allen over here”
“That was sooo Micah Allen”

by MicahAllenLover2010 October 1, 2018

allen griffith

One who poses as another. An entrenched liberal infiltrating conservative groups. Brother of the famous John Griffith. Also donates to Democratic politicians and changes the subject to Husker football.

I though that guy was down with Ran Paul but he is a total Allen Griffith.

by Learning Community sucks October 15, 2017