Alaskan Mudslide.

After giving anal sex to your parter, they shit all the poop and jizz all over your face & or chest.

How was that girl lastnight dude? good until she decided to return the favor with an Alaskan Mudslide.

by Mark Dudley May 30, 2011

alaskan salmon

A sexual act between two people, when a man ejaculates into a dead salmon fishing and slaps his partner with it covering both people in salmon scales and seamen.

Dave went and gave her an Alaskan salmon yesterday. SMH that's nasty

by eradicator96 February 6, 2015

Alaskan Panhandle

When you grow a beard, then rub it into a clitoris/vaginal area. Shortly thereafter, you take some tweezers and try to pinch the clit. This is done almost purely for hilarity.

Aww, yeah man, I Alaskan Panhandled the shit outta that chick, and she responded by punching me in the balls.

by BrickFight August 1, 2010

Alaskan Paint Job

Receiving a lap dance and the stripper leaves a skid mark behind.

I went to the strip club for a lap dance and ended up leaving with an Alaskan Paint Job.

by tj2x May 12, 2011

alaskan drainpipe

The act of having a shit, freezing it and using it as a dildo.

'Last night, I caught my wife playing with an alaskan drainpipe in the bedroom.'

'I looked in the freezer and found my daughter's alaskan drainpipe setting.'

by thatguydave May 27, 2014

Alaskan Oil Pipe

Sex move that is done by the man shitting into a condom and twisting it at the to seal it in then using as a dildo on the woman

Male: Would like to do that Alaskan Oil Pipe?
Female: OH MY GOD... YES!

by Grandpa Feces August 22, 2011

Alaskan Firedragon

Originally came into use in South-Western Michigan in the 49456 area code it is defined as the act of jizzing in a women then telling her something along the lines of "Honey, I have HIV/AIDS/or some other terrible disease."

Mike: Did you here what Jim did to Sally?
Chris: What did he do?
Mike: Instead of breaking up with her he gave her the alaskan firedragon!!!
Christ: Really? Hahahahahaha

by bonzeben23 January 18, 2010