assholey

a cute little asshole.

*dog barking* "SHUT UP ASSHOLEY"
*baby crying* "SHUT THAT ASSHOLEY UP"
*turn your head really fast to look at your friend* "ASSHOLEY."

by Herni November 13, 2011

Greedy Asshole

See definition of "Greedy".
The Greedy Asshole is a person who as well as being greedy is also an asshole about things.

Bill: Would you like to split that last slice of cake?
Ted: More like i will just take the whole slice for myself imagine i split this slice with you? Ha Ha.
Bill: Wow you are a greedy asshole, Ted.

by Iamanasshole2 September 4, 2010

asshole

What you are currently sitting on.

Man! my asshole is itchy.

by RC February 26, 2005

Asshole Quotient

The easier a guy makes his money, and the YOUNGER he is when he does so, and the AMOUNT of money the guy makes, added to how good looking he is, determines his “asshole quotient".(AQ). Therefore:

Young good looking guy
+ Easy Money
= Thinking they rule the world

Jay was a young, good looking, successful man in his early twenties. He thought that the world (including beautiful women being thrown at him on a regular basis) was owed to him. He had a very high A.Q.

by Snoopy Irma December 2, 2003

assholeo

person with a HUGE Ass hole that can take a fist with ease. a car with pleasure. a truck with effort, and an elephant dick with pride.

mmmm baby ur ass is just like an assholeo Yo!

by Scotty March 10, 2005

Fried Asshole

Any asshole that needs more of a word than asshole to describe. Hence, "Fried Asshole". The fried asshole was first used to describe a father who made his sons dig a 6 foot hole in the ground in the hot sun. A "deep fried asshole" is twice as bad.

He's such a fried asshole, we should've put his ass in that hole.

by Syn Gatton May 15, 2010

Asshole

1. A person who you feel needs to have the fuck beaten out of him
2. This dipshit I know named Albert

If Albert doesn't stop being an asshole, I'm going to beat the living hell out of his ass.

by RayX April 9, 2005