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albornoz

A rarely used last name describing one who lies often telling completly incorrect stories. Also can describe someone with a large cunt. This term is generally derogative and you can use it in explaining how small someones penis is. An Albornoz also is generally of latin descent and enjoys yard work. All and all Albornozes are socially outcasts with little to do and even less to masturbate.
Damn son that kids albornoz sized penis is pequeno!(pequeno=small)
by Winston Betis March 5, 2008
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flushed abortion

The act of masterbation and releasing your nut into a toliet and flushing your seamen down the drain
Dude 1: yo why were you in the bathroom so long
Dude 2: sorry bro, I had to performer a flushed abortion before going to the movies
Dude 1: true that bro
by meowsierz777 February 13, 2015
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cheap abortion

just shove a nice wire coat hanger up there and jiggle it around. like they used to in the olden days.
it is great for you and your little fetus that deserves death and is an easy way for a cheap abortion.
by long duck don woman January 3, 2007
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abortion

1) Terminating a pregnancy
-legal before the baby can survive on it's own
-Murder? yes. one example-Partial birth abortion (when the doctor takes the baby and turns it around. head not out of womb= abortion not infanticide according to practicioners) THIS IS MURDER.
-Demographic: Surprisingly most women who receive abortions are middle aged middle class-rich women, not teenage irresponsable whores
-Psychological effects: Major. Although only 10-20% of teenage slutty whores experience guilt, most women have some guilt, while another 15-20% get deep depression. most mothers experience repeated nightmares where they hear the aborted baby crying etc.
-exceptions? legally rape, incest , health risks, psychological risks. But many/ most women who abort+doctors who perform abortions take advantage of the exceptions. ex: A woman will threaten suicide to get an abortion for psychological health safety, but statistically pregnant women generally don't commit suicide. Or the woman can lie and say their cousin did it or they got raped. in reality only 7% go under the exceptions.

all in all: bad for irresponsible fuckers+liars/lazy parents/ poor people, but good for the occaisional TRUE exceptions
Limit one abortion per lifetime no matter how many times you got "raped"
by Educated Researcher December 28, 2005
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aboriginal

Referring to the native peoples of any land, though popular usage usually refers to the native people of Australia.

The word is derived from the latin phrase "Ab Origene," literally meaning "from the origin."

A person of aboriginal descent is an aborigene, or an "abo" if you like.
Yank: My aussie friend here tells me this aboriginal instrument is made from the branch of a hollow tree!

Lecturer: The aboriginals of the Americas are often referred to as "Indians," because the first European explorers mistakenly believed they had arrived in the Indies.
by nareyana October 16, 2006
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Aboriginal

Probably some of the most amazing and loyal people I've ever met. They are extremely protective and do whatever it takes to look after their loved ones. They are great to get along with and they have great hearts. Unique.
Did you see that aboriginal family standing up for there rights and their family? So loyal.
by That bat February 7, 2018
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tissue abortion

The act of masturbating, and when climaxed, shooting it into a tissue or paper towel to catch the burst then discarding into the trash.
"I tissue abortioned about twelve kids last night."

Spanking the monkey often, are we?
by FunkWeasel March 18, 2011
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