Jessica: Was that a bomb?
Chris: No. I had a bit of an ass explosion. I hate when my ass fucking explodes!!
Chris: No. I had a bit of an ass explosion. I hate when my ass fucking explodes!!
by NaziFucker June 04, 2019
by Daddy Deihl October 30, 2017
by imjustsayin33 May 26, 2021
One who smokes marijuana regularly and is constantly in a dazed state of non-remembrance and forgetfulness. Some consider shot ass to be a synonym for the word stoner, but this is not the case. All shot asses are indeed stoner's, but contrary to popular belief, all stoner's are not shot asses. A stoner is defined as one who smokes a ton of weed but is not necessarily always under the influence of marijuana. A shot ass on the other hand never allows himself to fully reach a state of sobriety and will constantly be seen puffing on joints or stealthily smoking in the school bathroom to keep their buzz going strong.
John: Where's Josh man? I saw him in first period
Mike: He left out the gym entrance, he's totally baking
John: What a shot ass
Teacher: If you don't label your papers with the date you won't be receiving credit.
Stoner: you dave, what's the date man
Dave: It's the 6th bro
Stoner: Of what month?
Dave: August you dumbass
Stoner: What's the number for august man?
Dave: 8 you fuckin shot ass
Mike: He left out the gym entrance, he's totally baking
John: What a shot ass
Teacher: If you don't label your papers with the date you won't be receiving credit.
Stoner: you dave, what's the date man
Dave: It's the 6th bro
Stoner: Of what month?
Dave: August you dumbass
Stoner: What's the number for august man?
Dave: 8 you fuckin shot ass
by Fuzzadelic August 06, 2011
When you've been sitting for a long period of time (usually in a car) and you start to experience a slight burning sensation in your ass.
by $e9a October 20, 2009
Alice was pounded all night in the ass. She woke up in the morning and she felt her ass was crusty then realised she had ass salt
by lolwut2 October 18, 2012
by Dr Bunnygirl March 13, 2021