Alaskan Tan-Line

The act of shitting one pants and stomping of the feet to knock said shit down to ankles, hence, smearing legs with fecal matter

Bloke 1: Oi mate i just shat me pants
Bloke 2: Just pull an Alaskan Tan-Line

by TimTam the Big cock man December 13, 2018

Wild Alaskan Dingbat

A shrew-like creature found mostly in the retail areas of the Anchorage, AK suburbs. It has a shrill, piercing, nasal call and is known to have large litters. The Alaskan Wild Dingbat is a fiercely territorial rodent and is known to react to stimulus with a wild barrage, often leaving it confused. Mates for life. Classified as Homo regressus.

Did you see that Wild Alaskan Dingbat on Fox News today? Wow her pelt is shiny! She thinks she's people!

by AdamAWright March 28, 2010

alaskan pipeline

when a large pipe is inserted in the alaskan anus

i saw an alaskan pipeline on my holiday

by MrMcGangbang May 7, 2015

Alaskan jack hammer

When a girl is on one side of a room with her legs spread and a guy on the other side of the room, takes aim, and runs.

Sarah Palin loves the alaskan jack hammer

by big nasty sucka January 17, 2009

Alaskan Pipe Bomb

when someone uses an Alaskan pipeline for too long and the shit becomes soft and the condom broke due to temperature change and it explodes while in use in the persons butt

kyle used and Alaskan pipeline for too long and than it became an Alaskan pipe bomb

by splo0gier April 17, 2011

Alaskan Oil Well

Liquid form of "Alaskan Pipeline." Without Condom.

It was recently discovered that Glen Rice gave Sarah Palin an Alaskan Oil Well.

by Alien2014 September 18, 2011

Alaskan Crab Hammer

to recieve a blow job with ice cubes in the girls mouth. And when the penis gets too cold to keep in, to pull it out and smack the girl in the forehead with it.

yo my girl was giving me head last night with ice cubes in her mouth, but it got too cold and started to hurt so i gave her the alaskan crab hammer

by hatecrew March 9, 2010