by realtalk25 June 23, 2020
by gllb November 11, 2010
When you have things to do with your life and someone comes over to make you comfortable. So comfortable, you stay there much longer than you intended.
Boy: Time to get out of bed and be productive!
Girlfriend: *wraps you in blankets and snuggles you*
Boy: Or not....Fuckn Comfort Trap
Girlfriend: *wraps you in blankets and snuggles you*
Boy: Or not....Fuckn Comfort Trap
by TheDustyCactus January 20, 2019
A device or tactic used by hobos to solicit or obtain handouts from unwitting passers-by. These traps are often designed to take advantage of someone who is in a vulnerable situation, locals or other hobos, which is a direct violation of rule 3 of the hobo ethical code. Traps may occasionally be marked with hobo signs designed to covertly communicate trap effectiveness with other hobos.
I barely escaped that hobo trap back there with my wallet.
Why is there an unopened champagne bottle by that bush? That's a hobo trap.
Why is there an unopened champagne bottle by that bush? That's a hobo trap.
by Jeorb April 12, 2015
A slow driver in front of you who manages to crawl through a yellow light right when it's about to turn red (and even worse, at a railroad crossing), leaving you and the enraged drivers behind you in a huge traffic jam.
I would've made it back home sooner if it wasn't for that slow bastard who kept light-trapping me at nearly every other block.
by Dr. Claw July 30, 2009
When you hook up with a smokin’ hot chick but you get home and find out she’s offer more than a lady and packing some serious heat (trap) But rather than bolting like a transphobic with a raging hard on sure to garner the blue balls, you settle for a vigorous old fashioned from her before grabbing an Uber and forgetting the whole thing ever happened.
I closed the bar down last night. Took home a smokin babe that was alone all night. But wound up handy trapped.
by Dick Onchin November 23, 2020
Trap Jesus said he ain't smoking dope with anyone under 23, because they need to get out the traphouse and go to college.
by †π∆₱ J౿§u$ April 18, 2017