Church Mousing

When you and your partner are having risky sex as quite as a church mouse, due to family or others being in the close by vicinity

“They’ve been upstairs for a while”
“Yea, they’re probably up there church mousing”

by Loose bits February 23, 2023

chicken mouse

Total wimp. Extreme coward. Weak and scared.

That chicken mouse would run from his own shadow!

by Jasper Ferg March 05, 2011

Scouse Mouse

Typical associated with the name Spendlove.

That Spendlove is a proper scouse mouse!

by High Alert Merchant February 27, 2023

girl mouse

N: An optical computer mouse. It has no balls, just a warm inner glow.

Frank: "What kind of mouse are you getting for your PC?"

Joe: "I'm getting a girl mouse. They move much easier, and they have no balls to wash."

by Purple Gurl March 24, 2011

Mickey Mouse

Two words used together as an adjective to describe something that is considered lame or uncool.

Dude, this mickey mouse band is a drag, hinges.

Shut up with all your mickey mouse advice.

by Jelly Bean Miller May 11, 2010

mouse trap

A cat, kitty, puddy, etc., that meows, purrs, and can be a pain in the ass sometimes.

Boots, my mouse trap, caught two mice within two hours of my bringing him home.

Why buy that spring contraption that only squashes your fingers when you can get a real mouse trap--Kitty?

by Stop the Pendulum May 26, 2005

Church Mouse

is when a fellow friend is wearing shorts (or pants, yikes) and sneaks the tip of his penis out the bottom of his pants..

used in the sense of a "made-ya-look" phrase

Me: hey guys, look over here!!

Me: ***"CHURCH MOUSE!!"***

friends" awh dude thats ratchet af

by buttsAU April 10, 2018