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Drew

Drew is a wacky and whimsical elf creature native to the continent of East America.

He is an unusually small fellow that you can fit inside of your pocket; he is able to expand whenever you ask him to, and can be used as a life-raft in dangerous situations.

Once a Drew turns 18 years of age, he may participate in mating season. (Ain't much of a season, it's only December 31 - January 1.)

All Drews drop a Dogecoin(s) in a well, wishing that they will find a Mariah to mate with before sundown.
Once a Drew successful finds a Mariah, he is allowed to start a family and use his coins in any way he wants to.

Drews who deposit Dogecoins with higher sums of money will be granted significantly more luck during mating season.
Stealing/theft is VERY frowned-upon in Drew-society, Drews who steal other's coins will have -1 coin taken away and used as tax dollars, and will be forever cursed with ugly Mariahs during mating season.

Unfortunately, as of the current year, (2345) the Drew species is endangered, many Drews cannot use their coins during mating season.

Researchers have found that roughly 73% of Drews are out of coins due to severe inflation of the necessities of life, milk, bread, etc. therefore, most Drews cannot find mates to produce more and more Drews.

This is all that is scientists currently know about the Drew, many manuscripts are subject to change in the future.

Follow the New Drewke Post for more information soon to come.
Drew is an adorable elf-man who lives in New Drewke City, he owns a Toyota Supra and loves his dog.
by ItzLandon4 July 7, 2024
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Drew

Normally looks like an ostrich also try's to get on love island every year but fails since he likes a bit of cock normally received when going to church with a lad called Kieran
by I hate you mate xx January 21, 2018
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Drew Davis

Drew is the most awesome person. He has a massive dick and is really cool.
“Hey Chase do you know Drew Davis”
“Yea he dick didn’t fit in my ass it was so big”
by anonymous April 3, 2024
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Drew Beams

Hes the best bo3, bo4 & bo6 Player To Ever Touch The Game. He Has The Biggest Most Massive Ego Compared To Everyone
Dude, have you heard of Drew Beams?
Yeah He Has The Biggest Ego & Could Beat Anybody On Cod
by drewbeamz January 21, 2025
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Drew

Drew is a great example of the man your mother wants you to be. He is a athletic and handsome guy. But has a craving for flavoured air. He is a great significant other and treats you like royalty. His penis is massive for his age
Anyone: Drew is so nice , I wish i was like him

Anyone: same
by Ball licker 0000 May 27, 2023
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Drew

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drew garrison

The funniest n-word I have ever met. Also has the largest cock on the planet. Great 6 pack. Can drink like a machine. Carry’s that 9 on him at all times
Whose dat beast.
Oh that’s Drew Garrison
by TinyBoyTim January 12, 2024
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