Motor Beering

A hybrid of Motor Boating and a Body Shot. Beer is poured into the cleavage of the Motor Boat recipient as their jugs are simultaneously being mouth jiggled.

I was Motor Boating that stripper while Mike poured beer all over her boobs. We took turns Motor Beering the Hell out of those things!

by Ditka's 'Stache October 28, 2011

beer cataracts

An extreme variant of the condition beer goggles, where massive alcohol consumption leads to a male completely losing his ability to sense female repugnancy.

Did you see that rotter that Mark was talking to?

Yeah, nasty case of beer goggles there.

More like beer cataracts, she had a beard growing out of her arse.

by ws January 19, 2004

shitface beer

any cheap alcoholic beverage that is cheap, found at your local 7-11, and is produced and consumed soley to get you shitfaced drunk ex colt 45, hurricane, golden thunder, olde english 800, King Cobra, etc . it is usually purchased by gangstas, truckdrivers, kids who wanna get drunk fo cheap, and straight up drunks who are too poor to buy anything else. It is also usually drank from a paper bag to avoid detection.

That bum just bought some shitface beer so he can get shitfaced and forget the predicament that he is in.

by vladimir23456 July 18, 2008

Beer Funeral

Drinking so much beer that you fucking die. But like, super hard dying.

Danielle broke up with her boyfriend and had a bad day at work. Sounds like she's going to have a beer funeral when she gets home.

by jesus peatz March 23, 2010

beer faced

when there is a picture being taken you stick your beer in front of the face of the person being photographed.

I totally beer faced you in half those pictures last night!

by Band Dork Laura October 10, 2008

beer point

scoring method for concession made during an argument with buddies, after consuming one or more beers.

I knew Chris was wrong about the origins of the universe, but I gave him a beer point and ordered another round.

by rfoNYC August 17, 2008

Beer Deuce

(be-er duse)When eating any pizza topped with sausage and drinking a mug of frosty beer and the sausage falls into the beer portrying a turd nugget in a toilet bowl.

Anthony:"Pass me a slice of that sausage pizza fool."

Mark:"ok.... Oops i dropped a Beer Deuce."

by kushkiller909 June 19, 2011