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Polish Plant

When you take any garden plant/flower and place it into a hooker butthole, from which you dig and eat it out with your mouth.
I gave that lady a crazy Polish Plant last night
by Willsmithspapa420 October 3, 2024
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Jessica's Plant

Jessica's Plant is a plot device whereby a seemingly unsolvable problem in a story is resolved by repeating the occurrence for two or more characters or groups while neither is aware that the other experienced the same thing. Its function is generally to resolve an otherwise irresolvable plot situation, to appease the story teller, to bring the tale allow the story to continue unimpeded, or act as a comedic device.
"Hey, did ever read Stealy Cap?"

"Yeah, the writing is lazy though. Each book is just a new Jessica's Plant because Stealy and his enemies never remember anything."
by Bex Belling June 11, 2024
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Plant Representative

A type of plant that is the leader of the local plant gang. Is usually a cactus or some other poky plant. Acts as a "representative" for their gang in all of the rumbles. You don't want to mess with them.
Damn boi, that plant representative is mighty fine.
by Dirtysocks99 November 21, 2020
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plant-based

I'm a plant-based wine mom robosexual tinderella looking for my Prince charming ;) no hookups
by Roboflexible September 4, 2016
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Pretty as a power plant

Visual beauty consistent with conventional norms, highlighted by a degree of skill, technological sophistication, or knowledge, encountered in a context usually not associated with beauty or attractiveness. Originally pertaining to the Aurora microreactor.
That dude who won the science fair is really hot!
- Yeah, he's pretty as a power plant
by SMRU238 March 25, 2020
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planting da bull

Lying or stretching the truth. Sowing seeds of deception. Speaking about things to be seen not heard.
So my ex called me last night the whole conversation was him planting da bull...
by AskGeeser August 20, 2016
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guardian plants

Aka: weeds

A guardian plant (aka: weed) is a quick growing plant whose main purpose is to create ground cover as soon as possible to: retain moisture, keep the soil cool, generate shade for slower growing plants, provide floral arrangements until more well established plants grow, provide landmarks and homes for smaller creatures, keep soil in its place during downpours or flood, contribute to carbon matter that feeds larger plants.

Guardian plants are what most people call "weeds", but are actually very useful, and so the negative term needs refreshment.

Guardian plants are not enemies, they are valued members of the garden community.

Plant lives matter!
"Those guardian plants are not as pretty as my roses, but I know they will help the bushes grow stronger by providing them with shade."

"Some of those guardian plants have the cutest flowers on the tips, and the bees seem to love them!"

"I put one of the guardian plants in a pot by itself, it actually looks quite good!"

"Without those Guardian plants, the soil in my front yard wouldn't be as fruitful as it is today."
by Mr H20 September 4, 2022
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