major pressa

Fine, hot, gorgeous, beautiful,

magnificent

Rebecca: oh, Heather, look it’s Niko.
Heather: He is SO Major Pressa 🤌🏻✨

by fucbrett October 17, 2021

Poultry Science Major

Someone who likes cock so much they have to study it

Poultry Science Major: Man… I love cocks so much… I decided I wanted to study it!

by SpradDaddy May 2, 2024

Majority queued

A phrase to describe what happens when you are standing and waiting for something, and then a bunch of people come and form a line next to you. Hence causing you to have to go to the back of it.

Dude, i got to the stand first, then everyone else got there and majority queued me to the back

by Wr. Wan October 9, 2010

Major fools days

The first week of April is major fools day. 7 days of the best pranks and jokes you can pull

Yo it’s major fools days, what prank are you gonna pull?

by Kbass6969 April 2, 2021

Morel Majority

An elitist "goodie-two-shoes" group of Bible-thumpers who also enjoyed chowing down on wild mushrooms.

Da Morel Majority was made up of mindless "America, apple pie, and baseball" sheeple who thought dat tree-fungus was a "food of da Great One".

by QuacksO August 18, 2025

Drum Major

This is Urban Dictionary. The definition to Drum Major shouldn’t have to be explained. “I hear David is really good at 4 instruments!” “Well, David is a Drum Major; and that means Music is his life, geesh, I think I’m going to put this on Urban Dictionary N00b.

That man is a Drum Major; just look at the way He plays the piano. Write him up a contract Joe.

by Skippystein June 24, 2024

Major Bennington

It literally means nothing

Eddy: Why you
Major Bennington: Nobody cares
Major Bennington: Nobody cares

by Meshosnoz November 24, 2025