poker face

A face on a person that shows no emotion, often called poker face because in the game of poker it would be foolish to show any emotional traits that might screw the game for you.

Nicole has one solid poker face when we have sex, that's why I had a vasectomy.

by d'fo March 20, 2004

Pussy Face

Leaving the house after going down on a girl without washing your face.

Are you really going to work with pussy face?

by Jackfererer February 14, 2017

Seforis Face

Adjective.

Used to describe a guy that has a great body but a face that looks like it was on fire and someone tried to put it out with an ice pick.

Seforis is an abbreviation of the words "except for his".

He's got a nice body seforis face.

Laquanda was eager to meet her blind date, but lost interest when she finally laid eyes upon his seforis face.

or

Michael Phelps has a perfect body seforis face.

by cyberobotic September 02, 2010

sloppy face

when you get your face cummed all over.

prescilla got a sloppy face by brandon.

by PenisNutter August 25, 2013

Elephant Face

The male equivelent of camel toe; when a guy's pants are so tight, you can clearly see his penis and testicles bulging out, resulting in a shape that closely resembles the face of an elephant.

If you wear spandex, you will show off some serious elephant face.

by Augie September 07, 2003

wtf face

1) the face made when wtfery is spoken
2) a blown face

often following the words or with the words what the fuck or what the hell

Guy 1: dude i spent the night with a girl

Guy 2: u swack the joint

Guy 1: nah we just talked

Guy 2: wtf *wtf face*

by CapTionisT November 12, 2009

cross-faced

Getting really drunk then smoking marijuana. Generally followed by the spins.

"Man I was so cross-faced last night, I puked all over Steve's driveway!"

by laurengf December 18, 2007