by CyberGolem December 28, 2009

When your boss puts unreasonable deadlines and you have to work 80 hours a week for like 20 weeks in a row.
I used to enjoy going on walks after work but my boss told me we have to crunch for a few days but it has been seven months and I just want to see the sun again.
by davidovix September 21, 2025

Damn I heard Becky gave you the cum crunch
Yeah I was in the hospital for 2 days but totally worth it dude.
Yeah I was in the hospital for 2 days but totally worth it dude.
by Daddy Mlow November 25, 2023

by Flop the beat April 3, 2020

by Pb an j April 1, 2024

The two ticks up in volume you do on a tv, computer, or other audio source when you're eating a crunchy food so you can still hear it.
"I was watching The Big Bang Theory and opened a bag of pretzels, so I had to crunch bump the volume."
"I know exactly what you mean! But dude, I didn't know you watched The Big Bang Theory. We can't be friends anymore, sorry."
"I know exactly what you mean! But dude, I didn't know you watched The Big Bang Theory. We can't be friends anymore, sorry."
by shmek October 26, 2017

by karbis_ July 25, 2022
