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Crunch Coat

The extra weight one puts on from working extended long hours for an employer.
I still have my crunch coat from my last project.
by CyberGolem December 28, 2009
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crunch

When your boss puts unreasonable deadlines and you have to work 80 hours a week for like 20 weeks in a row.
I used to enjoy going on walks after work but my boss told me we have to crunch for a few days but it has been seven months and I just want to see the sun again.
by davidovix September 21, 2025
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Cum Crunch

When the girl bites your dick off when you cum in her mouth
Damn I heard Becky gave you the cum crunch

Yeah I was in the hospital for 2 days but totally worth it dude.
by Daddy Mlow November 25, 2023
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Commander Crunch

What you call someone when their timeframe for a task is 6-10 months
How is it Commander Crunch hasn’t been fired yet? What a useless sack of shit.
by Flop the beat April 3, 2020
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Cooter Crunch

The act of hitting a female in their genital area
“Owww why’d you cooter crunch me”
“You pissed me off”
by Pb an j April 1, 2024
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crunch bump

The two ticks up in volume you do on a tv, computer, or other audio source when you're eating a crunchy food so you can still hear it.
"I was watching The Big Bang Theory and opened a bag of pretzels, so I had to crunch bump the volume."
"I know exactly what you mean! But dude, I didn't know you watched The Big Bang Theory. We can't be friends anymore, sorry."
by shmek October 26, 2017
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crunched up

When something has gone really bad,

e.g spoiled milk
That (spoiled) milk has crunched up
by karbis_ July 25, 2022
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