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Half Tasking

What really happens when people attempt multi-tasking. The quality of every task is nearly cut in half usually leaving the quality to crapmanship. Half tasking is dangerous to your professional and personal life.

When you are attempting to engage someone in a conversation while they are preoccupied with other tasks.
I was totally half tasking when I was talking to my buddy and texting my girl at the same time.
by cscottsy December 2, 2011
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half bitch

When someone is being a bitch but not a complete bitch so there for he or she is classified as a half bitch
Dawg he’s not really being a bitch he’s just being a half bitch you know?
by Assbite69 November 10, 2018
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Half Jay

A mostly straight male who has a kink for chicks with dicks and is also a switch.
Example: Micheal - "Kevin what is that on your computer?" Kevin - "Oh hey Micheal that's just an attractive woman with a pee pee instead of a va jay jay". Micheal - "dude that's so half jay!"
by Not_Gregory October 19, 2019
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half-living

The state of which only half of your life is actually being used to full potential.
Sarah has chosen to never again eat chocolate and is now only half-living.
by QueenKathryn January 12, 2015
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half a shem

Shemo is Italian for idiot, embarrassment, crazy person. So to be a half a shem the worst form of shemo, your not even adequate enough to be considered a fully functioning shemo....your just half a shem.

"My friends left me at the concert stuck with no ride and I was standing there like half a shem"

2) Guiseppe Carlino
"My friends left me at the concert stuck with no ride and I was standing there like half a shem"
by Marco Marandola July 20, 2017
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Half-dash

To dine at a restaurant, displeased with the service/food and peace out paying only half the bill.
"This food sucks, but we ate it all.. Let's half-dash"!
by crazyfooc September 29, 2011
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Step and a half

A person, usually a subordinate, who moves slow and akward, who doesn't fall in line with the rules and order of an organization usually a school.
Hey Step and a half! Pick up the pace! And why is in your tie tied correctly? See me after class!
by Angledrawers August 9, 2018
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