trap police

Trap police are police who enforce the law for traps, and may or may not also be traps themselves

>trap police knock on door
>trap opens door
"Who are y'all?"
"We are the trap police"
>trap runs away screaming
"IT WAS A ONE TIME THING, I SWEAR!!"

by Alpha_Zed_13 February 12, 2018

Scat Trap

A sex partner with a filthy anal/rectal area. You typically find out your with a scat trap after you are deep into anal intercourse and bad shit dick is an understatement. You are trapped between pulling out or riding it out.

That nasty whore Savanna was a scat trap. But I just keep pounding away.

Rachel is a filthy scat trap.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

Muff trapped

When a female partner who started shaving at the start of the relationship no longer keeps her lady garden maintained.

When I first got with Ella she was smooth as anything now she doesn't bother. I am muff trapped.

by ChunkyCrown July 21, 2020

Handy Trapped

When you hook up with a smokin’ hot chick but you get home and find out she’s offer more than a lady and packing some serious heat (trap) But rather than bolting like a transphobic with a raging hard on sure to garner the blue balls, you settle for a vigorous old fashioned from her before grabbing an Uber and forgetting the whole thing ever happened.

I closed the bar down last night. Took home a smokin babe that was alone all night. But wound up handy trapped.

by Dick Onchin November 23, 2020

Comfort Trap

When you have things to do with your life and someone comes over to make you comfortable. So comfortable, you stay there much longer than you intended.

Boy: Time to get out of bed and be productive!

Girlfriend: *wraps you in blankets and snuggles you*
Boy: Or not....Fuckn Comfort Trap

by TheDustyCactus January 20, 2019

Woke Trap

When someone that is woke tries to trick someone else into thinking they are racist, sexist, etc.

Amy tried to catch me in a woke trap when she asked what type of flowers a man would like for Valentine's day.

by Soccermomlover425 February 21, 2020

Bath Trapped

When a person is psychologically unable to leave a bath due to it's comfort, warmth or lethargy caused by the hot steam. This is most severe if the temperature outside of the bath is cold or the person within the bath his sleepy.

"I got bath trapped earlier and was late for work, it was so cozey and womb like within the bath I was unable to get out"

by mindvomit September 6, 2012