Dick Beers

Whip out your dick and pour a beer onto the head of your penis. Generally while highly intoxicated and for an audience.

Can also be used as a euphemism for partying exceptionally hard

Example #1
"Did you get hammered lastnight?"

"Did I ever... I was doing Dick Beers on the dance floor"

Example #2
"Are you coming out tonight?"

"Oh yeah. I plan on getting dick beered"

by VicDamone13 July 16, 2020

traveller beer

It is the last beer that you have before entering a club. Normally, it is drunk on the way to the club walking or by car. It is the beer that will give you the required alcohol level to enter Narnia.

Raf: hey! Let's go to the club now.

Marta: Wait. I am going to take a traveller beer for the way.

Raf: Take one for me too.

by Rafa dk July 23, 2017

beer point

scoring method for concession made during an argument with buddies, after consuming one or more beers.

I knew Chris was wrong about the origins of the universe, but I gave him a beer point and ordered another round.

by rfoNYC August 17, 2008

Beer Sherpa

Someone who buys the beers at a sporting event and has to negotiate the stairs back to the nose-bleed section while carrying multiple beers.

Where is our beer sherpa? I am thirsty.

by Big Bobby Kahuna January 6, 2014

beer faced

when there is a picture being taken you stick your beer in front of the face of the person being photographed.

I totally beer faced you in half those pictures last night!

by Band Dork Laura October 10, 2008

Beer Ponce

Someone who enjoys (and will go to great lengths to seek out) real/craft beer at the expense of substandard, mass-produced fayre. They will often denigrate popular beer brands and judge the character of a person based on the ales they drink.

"Don't get Big Steve a Carlsberg - he's a beer ponce and will think you're a generic knobhead. He'll get apoplectic if you unironically say 'Carlsberg is probably the best beer in the world' - so get a pint of that 'Monk's Relish' porter instead"

by theslaughterhouseblog December 28, 2019

Beer Condom

When drinking too many beers can dull your sensitivity and prevent a climax, much like a regular condom would.

After hours of intercourse, he still couldn't climax due to his Beer Condom.

by MommaDRox January 9, 2016